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Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
USA is a fucking banana republic. Blaze Media Investigative Journalist Steve Baker has been taken into FBI custody, allegedly for his J6 reporting. Baker previously said he didn’t know what the charges were against him but was told they were non-violent misdemeanors. “The prosecutor informed my attorney that I am to arrive at the FBI field office wearing ‘shorts and sandals,'” Baker said. “They didn’t have to go this route, as we’ve been told that my charges are non-violent misdemeanors.” “They seem to feel the need to give me a dose of the personal humiliation treatment.” Baker was reportedly present at the J6 riot as an independent journalist.
Me to the friends I was able to save: "Do you ever just get on your knees and thank God you have access to me and my autism?" image
One of the most powerful ways to invalidate a patent is to show it is "obvious." Surprisingly, I see litigators even at "prestigious" firms struggle with obviousness arguments. You have to go into painstaking detail. "You're not done until you want to quit," a partner says. image
"All is fair in love and war." I don't agree with that at all.
This makes me want to faint tbh even the diagrams freak me out image
Amethyst crashes whenever I try to tag someone. Time to switch to Primal
Everything went to shit after they changed the default from Times New Roman to Calibri
Conservatives should play the game (for once) and exclude Biden from the ballot. The Constitution, after all, calls for a Commander in Chief. Not a Vegetable in Chief.
My colleagues think I'm so thin. Keep having to remind them this is just gay average.
I'm 31 and am getting varicose veins in my legs 😭 A bit unlucky but you know what? It's not cancer. It's not an aortic aneurysm. It's not trigeminal neuralgia. The older I get, the more I've seen the body fail in horrifying and tragic ways. So I'll take the varicose veins 😂