Trying to convince the managing partner we need an office cat
Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
npub1vsl4...und7
Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.
I hope it doesn't make me a terrible person that I still enjoy Twitter.
The highest wind speed recorded on earth was 301 ± 20 MPH by Doppler on Wheels radar. The infamous May 3, 1999 tornado devastated Moore, Oklahoma for 85 minutes.
Eerily, the last recorded EF5 tornado also struck Moore and followed a similar path on May 20, 2013.
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I refuse to open emails with "Action Required" in the subject line. Don't come at me with that attitude.
My presidential campaign's promise would be "a steam shower in every home"
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Guys... Just stop with the ear rings.
No, bejeweled ear lobes don't make you look attractive. They make you look like a they/them/their.
I'd rather look at painted nails (still gross) than your mutilated ear lobes.
Guys... Just stop with the ear rings.
No, bejeweled ear lobes don't make you look attractive. They make you look like a they/them/their.
I'd rather look at painted nails (still gross) than your mutilated ear lobes.
The best footage of a violent tornado came from Kris Lancaster on November 17, 2013. The Washington, Illinois tornado was on the ground from 10:59 a.m. to 11:47 a.m. With peak winds of 190 mph, this EF4 tornado injured 125 but miraculously killed only 3.
https://video.nostr.build/20fe698641d11903ec980db76eadf9766bf0d3caa9df5c125b99eaff850fffa8.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=960x544&blurhash=iTE%7BOi%7Eqx%5DWXRjaxRjf6WV%5E%2C-%3Bt8ofofj%5Bayj%40ay9GM%7BRjfkt7ofofa%7Cj%5BRiRjRjRjWBaxazayj%5Bj%5Dafj%3Fayj%5Bj%5Df7fPay&x=a0a0d7ac0303392b08c65bc25b5d4ef9149e0ffcbddb400f6bf5fcf48c6d3851
This tennis ball is like catnip for him #grownostr #dogst #husky
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It's 42 degrees but Woofgang loves it
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Don't worry about your law school's "ranking." About five years into practice, no one seems to care where you went. It's all about what you've done since then.
Besides, it's not as though you learn how to be an attorney in law school anyway. The real learning starts after.
The State wants to control and monitor everything you do.
There's a reason they hate #Bitcoin
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She thinks the government has the right to monitor every financial transaction you ever make from cradle to crave.
Fourth Amendment be dammed.
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