Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

She thinks the government has the right to monitor every financial transaction you ever make from cradle to crave. Fourth Amendment be dammed. https://image.nostr.build/1ab2cb4ee6b87e90415c5ae710f235e4937568c4646b9cb87cac6242d02529b2.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UF9*JhXS58yD.mX9V%40tRNdaxwHo%7DtlWBrpxv&x=16ee8663203a36c8ad0f57cf645880d212d101a42d5cda64166be16d1c215e82

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

What they promised; what they delivered. https://image.nostr.build/a2d585eb8b060bcd41d8a954fa28d8144d9664f86c30a4c8a2569bd9c2a8dcb7.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UEDbm7-U0057%7DRxZ5rEME1M%7Bxa%2520%23Ip%5EP-o&x=5332a097ed2e33867bf3ffd49f044e938345e1b8908b060fbf923ed31b4731dd https://image.nostr.build/83b9360047eaf076f24e22f65c6474b7232aa36c000c051862d19c543d2eeb49.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UA8%7DSo_M9aD%25.S.7w%5DRPxaa%7DM%7CtQR*IUR%2Bx%5D&x=d279bb7c48dca46f3deeecc5393ce2bfeecb6835be247fa804038505779d8a23

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I asked an identical twin if his brother is less flaky or if they're about the same. Haven't heard back yet.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

The U.S. must never have more than 50% of the hash power. Serious problem should that occur. https://image.nostr.build/33d7dec09c7b1d6c763c61f523f6b351772b4ebd56a4ff7a3ee52fdd8ed8096a.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=828x1097&blurhash=_%3BN%5EGXWAXUWWs%3BbHxY_JR*s8n%25WUoLR%2BMzjsWWbIj%5BafoMMzj%5BW%3Bj%3FjcWUj%3DtjbFsDaha_oMWVsDa%23Scj%3Da%24WojcNGfhjJf9j%5BbGW-a_j%5DoMaxayoLj%3Ft6j%40k8azaybFWE&x=3349c43ff3afddcc3291f4e31d218da6e828896092b26ac659c6ee538e3460ff https://image.nostr.build/ab9877fd9117bd4b95e529edca2ff59e6b0b6791a1614dc17a60490254b629df.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=828x927&blurhash=%7B5Rysg4.%3FaWA%25Mf5-%3BxtD%25WXxuoKj%5Bf6axof%3FbfkRjWBazfkj%5DayIUoJt7WBofWBflWBV%40t7a%7DM%7Bofj%5DR*kCRPs%3AozRkoffPWVj%5B%7EqRjWVj%5DRjofWBt7RPofkCayofayofWB%7EqWBRjt7Rkj%5Ba%7Cj%5B&x=dde508364d43a034f011929fc9499864daddc0778cddb56a189b80c3aeb62ffb

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

"Elizabeth Warren screaming at bitcoin" in Midjourney v 6.0. It's so real. https://image.nostr.build/915d8ea2e3b33b8f779f21121517b915180685fabfe8117f8d976367ec93bdb1.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U99%7E%3D%3B%7Dq1410EMkCr%3Fsn119%5E%24%24%3D%5E%24Ms.S3R%2B&x=47cba5156978c1c604a563ed6bb25a5894364e45c7e29a69986cfc1c99630621

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I can't even convey how wild this video looked on shrooms https://video.nostr.build/4f3a04be8e3901e57e3336ffd4cc4dd8ab1b21b4240f7adc65b1bc55f927be85.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1072x608&blurhash=iZAmf_W7E4oaxmWYRkogoctDohWBa%24t6j%3FR%3Af7obWGofogWCa%25ogawWBocxzjvRjj%5DofayavfPfTWaj%5Dj%3Ba%7CaxaxbIj%5Bf6&x=f0e84aa8ed6bdfdaa5a51c9ea2698faf4c5ed068bdf2b4cc4f015aeebb51498c

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

This Christmas would've been 10x more tolerable if I had someone to bone

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Scooter is loving the attention https://image.nostr.build/1a23b8b874e53318810d053e7821e6c26b182a1a32de65cb1cfff042f9a3a205.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1446x1920&blurhash=_8Gaj%40X.8%7COY%3DX%3D%5Ei_6mk%3F_ME3Mx%24zRPRR9v%3FG%25LxtxZM%7C%5Ei%24zRj-o-pXS-prq%24%24E2Rk%3FaNx%25MMdMye-I%3BcE%25fkqD%25M%7B-n%25LT0tQtQIpnjs.%24*xZNHt6x%5DtRxtV%5BMyM%7CoJ&x=0ada31d9def331979610917ee63eebc99760efa999ba688b0bf643113610bae6

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

My brother-in-law is mining some "crypto" I've never heard of. He has no interest in bitcoin. I think it's called Octopus? Ngmi. https://video.nostr.build/78213f003eb7558f525db2bd5ff836b2037a49854aa23766c2e1f66d5af97d6e.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1088x1920&alt=GPU+miners+and+an+ASIC+mining+crypto+shitcoins.&blurhash=%5D12rT%7E5-%5E4A%3A%3DKRQbus%3AS5xZ%24y9u%24jI%3Brs9%5E%3Dd9%5D%2B%5EE%7CSxwdS%7E%24*OEAs%5E5AD%3DdFcafW%3AjYRkayRjWBRkozV%5B%2CtFw%3DHAC-A&x=8dc5cb05be3d7ab76e6a9af50f043f9d4bf343534befb3c66e947f0ddc2aa52d

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Communicating with my nephew feels like chatting with a small, open-source large language model. A bit slow, but promising tidbits here and there.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Look at all this energy that could've gone to bitcoin mining. Such a waste. https://video.nostr.build/ddcacd5fbad63ec0ac5353205c709228148425f74438f8700d82382d6fb2d92f.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1920x1088&alt=Christmas+lights&blurhash=iA7_WpVsIQJ%3DNFXK%24Tt2aJ4mobnorWt7t9NaR%2BkDMtj%7Bx%7BosWXoNW8jIkC%5E-bpR4R%3DaeW9s%3AkCaeIoaJRPoNtQs%3BXAadj%40&x=a76920695a8e130dcbafc5897880e89a0cb33c06963e823e916760d417939b1d

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

She just like me tho https://video.nostr.build/fec51e2b94c91e74e0c212f30b22b96d4935cefed3e340de27cbafa5800e9473.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=432x768&blurhash=%5DFH_Y%5DpI%25ht7IA4.MxShxZxu%7EpbuMdNGN_pH-p%5E%2Ba%7DRk9FbF9ZtQxa%251n%25x%5BM%7BjYD%25a%24tQ-oWBt7kCRQWVjuE1D*%25MRjRj&x=df612137fe8eb246dc21676923e1a71f3b895a414f5f0d0f5173bed78e864fac

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Dire Dire Docks, from Super Mario 64 (1996). https://video.nostr.build/58e801ff3c27b22958c1947e258da7f130e1ebeabc7c74b441cec0b45ed4ff3d.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1072x576&blurhash=i497*7%7Ep0000E0IUDiIT%25MkBIotR%252xutQoMV%5BWBkAM%7B%25MxvRjWW%25Mt7M%7B%7Eq-%3BM%7BD%25IVa%7Dt7s%3As%3AD%25D%25of-%3B-%3BxukCRjay&x=5a486404733f8e90c3792653f2e33d67da3f2e8051fd5f8cbf054c8a66a55460

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Normies are asking me about bitcoin again https://image.nostr.build/23039e89da89cccb79e5d3de7888874f2e83c7d09e512eae0a9ec1e2a05ba613.gif#m=image%2Fgif&dim=360x203&blurhash=ijCtF2_MtRIBIAM%7BWBj%5Bayn%2BaeRjRjWVkCj%5BWBWBxbt7oLWBRjWBa%7Bayay-%3A%25Mt7WBRjR*ayj%5BfjWBWBafj%5Bj%5Ba%7BWBWBay&x=3360d182688efe23c02a93d034549a4010b14324385ad98cddbed00e3455a220

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

This guy took me to a symphony and it's 90 minutes and I'm completely sober please rescue me somebody please

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I should've screenshotted Representative LaLota's post on regulating "hate speech." What a fucking idiot. https://image.nostr.build/2b6ceddabd0411e5d22e6d233fddda33982f33322ad47e7ccb323035ccd901bb.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1152x998&blurhash=%3B25q%7Cu%7EWIARPr%3BohIUf5Ri4oV%40xuoLjYa%23t6fPax9FIpS4X9X9f5adWCoe.9IUR*kXNGWVaeogV%4001Rit6WVt6kCt7WCof%3Fa%25Nn%24nhe.jZWXj%5DbI-5n%25spn%24spoej%5Bj%3FWrV%3F%25KRjM%7Ct6WBWCaxoz&x=5d2e86b63edbb99f92e38ed196b1c95d2f89d64a66db5441c9aee4e7146d627d

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I'm afraid to try a new Nostr client because every time I've done that my follows got deleted.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I saw a commercial for St. Jude Children's Hospital so heartbreaking it finally motivated me to get YouTube Premium to skip ads.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I'm working on inventing a new gender that's immune to taxation. Will report back soon

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

The U.S. sent $400 million of taxpayer money to Hamas, but Elizabeth Warren says nah Bitcoin did it. https://image.nostr.build/2c7f2e40296d9e9e80eb584c918cff2829444b54224840fc2bff9c887db74023.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=821x379&blurhash=Z48E9%3D%7EqRjIAD%25M%7BD%25M%7BM%7B%252t7xuj%5BM%7BRjj%5BofWB00IUxut7xuof%25Mt7xuM%7Bj%5DIURj%25MxuV%40M%7Bt7&x=192a73ad6166a9d3f3476c9839b90ca0c2f1791393006cc3d9b7dfda6fa3f753