Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

George Santos is literally the gay Joker. It's kind of amazing. https://video.nostr.build/b78667b2ea6a9d887accdab625d42471f579336f0310f69acc6bae4ae32d9751.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=886x510&blurhash=iA7%5EA1-nJ%7EtO%24%23w%5EXROERl%7D%3D%24%7ES%7Cxt%24%25xFbuX8WCxDxZbukV%250%24%25X7SfjbI%3Doft6ocxYt5S3j%5Bs%3AWDW%3DShbHn%2BWES4bIs.&x=756f9db8c2f036a7becf159175ef4294e9edbe4e7ab3d4432c3ed19bac501cb6

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I don't see how this survives a Supremacy Clause challenge. https://image.nostr.build/dc91337515a3360072e9fc9ff5377a3af262a51ec3c2d01f5a6d6c533de4ae87.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=890x532&blurhash=i39H65%7Eq9E9F9FoKD%25MxIA-%3B%25MoLM%7BIUjZoLaeM%7B00IU-%3Bj%5Bt7V%40-%3Bt7t700xvWBRj%25Mofa%7DRjxu%25MM%7BRj%25MtRogM%7BkCfk&x=353dcdb46e839d85e822cd7b89f462f98ccd7a2c0e9ab26935bd1d9933e0c766

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I just can't with this guy https://image.nostr.build/84f69022e540d3c595250b9adb7f378f0d3c74a2fe773c9fc031b3e3a35982df.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=864x602&blurhash=r78XRnt8V%40t79F%25MMxWBay-%3BD%25%252t7D%25%25MM%7Bt7j%5BRPD%25%25MoKIU%25MRjt7az%7EpRjj%5BofIUxuRjj%5Dj%5B%25LV%40WCayWBt7WBj%5BofWAt7ogWBWCWBofj%3FWB&x=e39e95ab9b76d359d9a6e77501ec2e6df202a21ff1b743300f7958dabef1c1d7

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

"Draw bitcoin as an innovation consisting of three elements: the block chain, proof of work, and the difficulty adjustment." https://image.nostr.build/f11c94dd8227df50d2c85d0965efe60f41c420e5fedc7652b5dc631b91102709.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UBDmUJLN4%3B%24f_4ElJB-P00R5cEXnEg%23l%2B%5BE%2C&x=747cfc548b67bfa45b55ab920f3c666f492fddf478b0fe84231606c0bef4cec5

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I hung out with a reasonably okay guy over the weekend, but he never laughed. Ever. Context: I'm fucking hilarious, so this behavior is unsettling.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

The EU just attacked Twitter today. https://image.nostr.build/ce09f5d79fea192354c8499d9ad07b6a5989f7c96d1555f0fe660898e7fab938.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1152x1208&blurhash=%7C56RS%7E-o-T%252IA%25MM_aeRj%7EWIUoft6IU%25MRjkCbI%25LD%25xvo%23IV%25MM%7Cofj%5B-%3BM_%252ogM_%25MM%7Bofj%5BR.IVo%23ofRjtRWCofj%3FtRRks%2Bs%2CRjoeWVoeaxV%3FoIWBWCoeWBoKayj%5BITt6R*NGt7RjoLayj%5D9Go%23NGM%7Bt8M%7Bogj%5Bj%5B&x=3d7f1780a37fd468392353ac88d8274aaca736f02807632aa719ce1ea227f1a8 https://image.nostr.build/9d059d921c6ad0c3026e0e9bf5e59287a9b6b124266c22b207e522b17faad6f6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=537x768&blurhash=%5E8SY%7Bqxu%7EqIU%3Fb-pogt7ayIUoe%25M%3FvIoE1t7Rjt7j%5DIUWB-%3Bj%3FM%7BofM%7BRj-%3Bj%5BM%7BxuRjRjxuWBayt7xuofIURjt7Di%25L%25MIUt7t7j%3Ft7t7RjR*WV&x=29843e81c6cd3bd81b7678226729ab80c0c52a602f84347fbb35b61dc8e85f48

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

There are peacocks just roaming around in South Florida https://video.nostr.build/95c63144c9416c79bdae80838af569ce1209351809355de039702fde8c8037fb.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1088x1920&blurhash=%5D8HLl2D%23%7EqRiSi00D%25%3FbNGR%2C4%3ARkIpITxZ9axaD%2Bac%250My9G%25Lxat6-n4os%2Bt7IqRi%251RiIpI%40oabbxt9at7-nIpo%23%252xZ&x=22f4228e47f8b663ef1a0774a0e0a29bdc0b386e89ddaa97246ce1b1f0dbcf9e

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Just a weekend, but it was all I needed. #miami https://video.nostr.build/f0c51194cecbd654b536cbafb0a0b57d819d674638cf5a8800a0411205dbfded.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1088x1920&blurhash=%5DEFiZ50Mt7xtRj%3FwE4RkaxofIqt8ayoLof%3FcNGxaV%40WB-%3DD*xuofRj%25MIUt6RjRjM%7BV%40t7Rkj%5D9FoJofRkofIAxuayj%5Dt7&x=0324edcd0535f2369cd365a385b77cdc38a49f3dcd46dd9c130d703260ab536c

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

It's 77 degrees down here in Miami and sunny. I needed this so bad. https://image.nostr.build/163fbe078fa2e1049d8622627918fc5799f31bdeb1b28582ac023f560217c989.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1446&blurhash=%23ZFs3%40%251t8IUWZxuIna%7Dxu.At8kDacRjofWAoft7%3Fbs*ogj%5DWBofWAj%5Bt7WBWYWBfkj%3FjZa%23ofa%23jDWrjXflWBWCkCoet7axogaea%7Daya%7BaeofWBbHV%40WBaxa%7DWBayayax&x=a101f82a21f115442c780de2e2e24fcb3e13170b5f0f1b5dff4719bf7e66219e

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I just wanted to buy a cup of coffee man https://image.nostr.build/4200b86db19ea16e509acc6a7f0023bd00167b9c62366f6952b882d6501224e1.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1152x535&blurhash=Z283%3BUX%7D0frw0znT0LH%40Tdz%3AWUS2ayo%7DjbkWxuRk00m%40%7D%3FXN%7DsXN%5Ejx%5Bv%7D2wsE%24if*rqW-nNE1xZ&x=e3c41e3940d73ebfba51d717d190139a223883657fcc0015b11a5eef80e5a2de

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I made it one minute before the door closed. Peak efficiency. God I'm sweaty. Also fuck TSA. https://image.nostr.build/5821d6497f291e9bb76af9e8cf04c934336d2ad912ddbe23c9e250474d7b86ac.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1200x1600&blurhash=_XE%7B%40RPEb%7BnM%24JRitR%25%25S%2BRladWAoekC9as9VYjFNKt8WXxuaxn%24ROnhRjjstQWYbcbIaeaKaKV%3FxtbcxvkDofadoeWBWCR*jsbHozWWWCogV%5DWCaeWVj%40ofafogR%2Ba%23jG&x=d989c77c7bba4270c01c1c9c07e7ab099ac80f18f5bce41dfedda30307c843a3

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Today a TSA agent took out a ball gag from my bag, held it up, and furrowed his brow. "It's for sex," I added. I might've been embarrassed if everyone here weren't so damn ugly.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I can fix him. https://image.nostr.build/7e2b1f9585c656ba4687ecac8deeab8c8fd7bc2c2dcedf0e331b9e7bd64c60aa.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1152x1427&blurhash=_BF%3D%7B%2C004-0100x%5ER*00.9x_t4%25Msks%3A00%3FHZ%23%25h%3FvIARj%3FwWBa_MxIAtSoMn2M%7Bx%5EoMRkxtt7%25hRPjEWVozRkRjr%3Dx%5DV%40NGR*V%3FbI%25Me.M%7CjFofkDoJE1V%40s%3Axus%3AfkWC&x=bf070e5865b6bb71f27e5deb514edcb5263da5b1e8ce5e5f9eaa255d16b00ebd

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

This staffer used the Senate hearing room to film porn. #bidensamerica https://video.nostr.build/d4b3e2369d383823777f7c35994e2e4f9056c0bba85316fc0e4032b1ba750ec6.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=888x494&alt=Twink+staffer+getting+fucked+in+Senate+hearing+room&blurhash=i5EU_u%7ED1Qs%25%7B%5BR4009sjD0plBoOMxEzE1%5Di-oxu%40q9GMwS%25xuXA5qT0%3D%7DRNz-9%5DxH%5EjS6r%3Ds%3AI%3DVrNG%23PI%3AKls%3B%252oIMw&x=246c5c07d8431da3977b291f2d6387362c3f95618a0f99ea0b170f5836db69f9

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Atlanta: you could probably do worse. https://video.nostr.build/eda47dc0abe4623d8e2de18322c98248a7a6ea636754ef8db96de70e185a60e1.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=544x960&blurhash=%5D5Avd%3Bt7IwIUS%244%7BE1%3D_-loz0y%25IIp5EM%7D56ETSd%3FF%24xx%3F%3D%7BM%7CNKRk5AaK%250t6xY%7E9NZR%3AM%7CX9NKR%25xaWAShSioza_s.WX&x=42a582f830e524bd0d0d3fe1459e7c8459173c1751db1b0eeaa18f080762dddb

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Not this https://image.nostr.build/44d869c8087654bd19f7d72ac0ddb548d44bb4e0973aa77ca0bc14ddb773289b.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1179x1791&blurhash=%5EvO%3AtxRj%25LWURPfkxZoLtQj%5BRjj%5B_NoLR-ayogj%5BIpayRPaxofaybGayV%3FofofWUt6WBjEofoyayM%7BWBWXWCbIf6%25Mj%40R%2BaeWBj%40j%5Bj%3Fofj%5BoJj%40&x=9ad4d9a6d53c296e118df8473e6f15647414308413c29819367930723a2f37c5

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

An Uber driver randomly volunteered to me he had a gun. I just said, "Omg me too! We're gonna get along so well ❤"

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Very demanding cat https://video.nostr.build/f8dc831f1f1fc85fceb0bc9231fc81a231e47c65a6ee46bae3f809be682720f7.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=1088x1920&blurhash=%5DDG*%24o%7EUxtRkRk9Ys.R*bHfk%3FGRjIUs%3Aof%3FHM%7BM%7Bt6WBoeIoxaofRjRjM%7C%251ayWVWBa%7Dt6R*ofays%3AayRjs%3AayoeWVR*s%3A&x=3772ef0d962d40ba0bcce2b7101e61205f6c4f7cb8ef5c723c1b13c09d9bfca0

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

I asked an elevator repairman how he liked his job. He said it has its ups and downs.

Mallard Beakman 2 years ago

Tapering off Lexapro: Over the last 3 weeks I went from 20 to 10 to 5 to 2.5 to now 0 mg. I think the worst is behind me. I'm dizzy, but I can feel good anxiety again. My thoughts are sharper. And best of all, I'm losing weight (weight gain is a classic side effect of SSRIs)