Mallard Beakman

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Mallard Beakman
mallardbeakman@iris.to
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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

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Getting laid off would've been a lot worse if I weren't saving in bitcoin.
2025-12-08 15:54:37 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The App Store Accountability Act is getting more attention. The proposed legislation requires "covered app store providers" to verify the ages of any "individual [who] creates an account." "Covered app store," however, is defined broadly and seemingly encompasses free and open-source repositories such as F-Droid or Obtanium. image
2025-12-01 18:42:50 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Please kidnap me because I'm sexy not because I have bitcoin
2025-12-01 01:11:28 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I'm never taking any autism test. I do not want to know.
2025-10-25 18:26:31 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Really want to read nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndv9kxjm3wdahxcqg5waehxw309ahx7um5wfekzarkvyhxuet5qqsw4v882mfjhq9u63j08kzyhqzqxqc8tgf740p4nxnk9jdv02u37ncdhu7e3 's sci fi book
2025-10-09 16:08:22 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I just learned that in Georgia it's a felony to intentionally cause $500 worth of damage to someone's property. This seems like a rather low bar to take away someone's gun rights. image
2025-10-08 14:59:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I zapped myself just to feel something
2025-10-07 18:28:41 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Public schools should teach students about the law. How is everyone expected to follow the law if no one is ever taught what it is? I didn't know the difference between assault and battery until law school. IMO that could've been moved up to fifth grade.
2025-10-07 15:15:33 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Does anyone want $100? I know it's not bitcoin but you can use it to buy bitcoin image
2025-10-02 17:33:21 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Just got the car washed (it rained)
2025-09-30 17:37:30 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Sometimes it's nice to put your feet up #footstr image
2025-09-29 13:42:51 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →