This is one reasons I turkey hunt. Go outside.

If you think Bitcoin is an obsession, do not start hunting Osceola turkeys in Florida. 🦃 Spring Gobbler season only last for 5 weeks. This is my home from Friday thru Monday for the next 5 weeks. You literally “talk with the turkeys” in their language. It is amazing. Just me, the woods, the darkness, the turkeys—-and a few snakes now and then. I enter the woods in compete darkness around 5am. No lights; I walk deep into the woods by starlight. You appreciate life more under these conditions. Frankly, I could live like this for years. You really do not need much to be happy. When you guys going turkey hunting with me? @ODELL , @knutsvanholm , @Giacomo Zucco, @CedYoungelman , @MartyBent ?

PSA. The 2026 Florida Spring Gobbler Turkey Season (North of SR-70) opens next Saturday. @ODELL, @Babeswhobitcoin , @Efrat Fenigson I will live in the woods Friday to Monday weekly until 4/26/26. Go touch the woods. Walk into the woods in complete darkness at 5:00am and just listen. It is one of the most rewards experiences in life. Are there any Bitcoiners that hunt turkeys out there?

Only 38 days until Spring Gobbler Season in Florida (north of SR70). There is nothing like hunting wild Osceola turkeys. Who else in Bitcoin NOSTR hunts turkeys?

If you have friends/family curious about Bitcoin but cannot connecting the dots back to their quality of life. I strongly recommend you ask them to read or listen to “Fiat Food” by Matthew Lysiak @Matthewlysiak. You can find it on

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This book hardened my resolve to join the peace revolution to embrace Bitcoin. Meet people where they are. We all must eat real food not industrial sludge.

My 21yr old son: “Dad, we are almost out of fiat. We need to stack fiat for liquidity during emergencies.” Me: “Fiat? Why fiat? We stack Bitcoin in this company. Fiat is garbage.” Son: “Ya, until Bitcoin draws down 50% again and we have no liquidity because you keep buying the dips. And, I know you will never sell our Bitcoin.” 😂🤣😂

I took calls from RIAs yesterday. Caller: “Joe, Bitcoin price is crashing what should I do?” Me: “Turn off the TV. Take a deep breathe. Buy more Bitcoin during this temporary dip. Think of it like seeing a gas station with gas prices at $1.40/gal.”

Please stop eating industrial sludge. Thank you.

Bitcoin at $70K is the proverbial canary in the coal mine—-with a megaphone shouting “danger”; fore shading a global financial crisis. The coal mine represents the lack of liquidity in the market-place. They absolutely must print more fiat. Learn Bitcoin. Buy Bitcoin. Seek freedom from the collectivists.

When humans die. The line goes flat. When fiat currencies die the line (volatility) spikes and falls wildly. But Joe, that can never happen to the USD…. 👀 JGB: “…we are holding Bessent’s beer….”

“Be firm, but kind.” I have the “be firm” part mastered. I must continue to improve on the “but kind” part.

@ODELL I have mastered the “stacking sats” part. Now, I must work on the “staying humble” part. I tend to let my primitive emotions overpower my rational consciousness.

Europe is learning this lesson right now! Learn Bitcoin. But Bitcoin. Seek freedom from the collective.

@ODELL are you touching grass enough—-specially, El Zonte Beach grass?

I made it. Plan B Program 2026, El Zonte

You can take a beauty lady out of the Philippines, but you can not take the Philippines out of the beautiful lady. My fish eater. Snacks at Luz del Oceano, El Zonte, San Salvador.

Here at #ElZonte beach even the dogs are on the #BitcoinStandard and a low time-preference. @saifedean. #PlanBAcademy

Who is attending @BitcoinconfIRL Bitcoin Ireland in Dublin in May 22-25? I am. If you have any questions or need help, please DM me.

I know people who will cross four lanes of highway traffic and a grass median to buy gasoline for 5 cents less. The Bitcoin price goes down 38%, instead of buying all they can, they are on suicidal watch. WTF is wrong with people. Jeez!

It is a fucking shame, as an American, I feel safer in El Salvador than I do in America. 🇺🇸 Embarrassing. But, I am confident America will rebound better than ever.