Why do people write such hysterical, stupid shit?

Vanguard bends the knee.

Cointelegraph

Vanguard Moves Toward Crypto Access for Millions of Investors

Vanguard is set to allow its 50 million clients to trade crypto ETFs and funds tied to Bitcoin, Ether, XRP and Solana, marking a big shift for the ...

Holee sheeeeit. Anthony Pompliano’s treasury company is down 42% TODAY.

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IRL entertaining people who at first act like they like you, and you feel great, because they’re the center of the action and you’re drawn to them, but you realize soon enough that you’re just part of the audience these endlessly needy souls crave. 🙄 The tool for narcissists: ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

Remember 5 minutes ago when these people used to sniff that crypto was “worthless”? They’re terrified! 😹