Bitcoiners need to end our love fest with President Bukele. He no longer stands for freedom.

At least the MAGAs still have Dollar General. 🤡🤡🤡

He will be difficult to spot, as there are so many grandiose losers with guns in America.

It feels like a turning point to the 2026 elections, when a wasteful military parade that no one wants, intended to celebrate the birthday of an aging, flailing president with low approval ratings, is utterly dwarfed by nationwide protests. 🤡

Bitcoin back in green.

Semler Scientific’s 4,449 Bitcoin are worth $469 million but SMLR‘s market cap is just $389 million. 🤨

“The Biden administration’s department of labor made a choice to put their thumb on the scale,” said U.S. Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer. “We’re rolling back this overreach and making it clear that investment decisions should be made by fiduciaries, not D.C. bureaucrats.”

DOL

US Department of Labor rescinds 2022 guidance on Cryptocurrency in 401(k) Plans

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Explain to me like I’m 5 how something that is “worthless” can threaten the entire banking system? “Thanks to an influx of deregulation and unprecedented political influence, crypto is once again primed to take down the banking system.”

IDK who needs to hear this but when it was his turn, Donald “Victory Day” Trump dodged the draft.

Tesla called. They want their man-child back.

Math question: At what price do we get girlfriends? 🥳

Remember when Republicans were outraged about Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading?