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Don't do drugs.
When I tried, the Jeffersons talked to me through the television, to tell me that the secret password is 76. This was actually a bit of a relief, as earlier I thought they had told me I was 86ed.
Don't do drugs.
Being a father / libertarian is basically just spending life wondering when yall might ever recognize and appreciate these gifts of wisdom I've been bringing, forever.
Then having Tucker Carlson lecture me about them
Military equipment suppliers / contractors don't just need war to blow stuff up and sell stuff. They need live stage experimentation, efficacy numbers to back sales claims.
But go ahead and vote for kamala, you fucking idiot
Bro was all, "I don't know for sure who has captured us, should I look any further than the ones who convinced us to explore short term gratification products in celebration of our shared heritage" and I be like, bro
This may be the most interest anyone ever had in the bunchiness of my panties, sir, and thank you for asking.
The good thing about bitcoin is that using it to bet against boomers gives you an extra (3-5 business days * 2) ahead of their market.
I'll admit it
I'm sending this one in
See, that's what I love about Privacy. You can go fuck yourself,
It always intrigues me that, because I am smart, people tend to think I value intelligence, and therefore try to act intelligent to make me value them. But, silly humans, what I really value, is for you to tell me how intelligent I am.
Getting old is a bitch. There will come a day when even squinting won't make jerking off of a balcony enjoyable anymore.
Maybe I should just start prefacing opinions with, 'My religion teaches...'
In the future one of the hipvacay destinations will be the cemetery. To read ironic headstones like 'ate all da pussay' and 'I stood with Kamala'
Is 'Willing, Able, and Motivated' redundant? If so, is 'Motivated' redundant with 'Willing' or is it redundant with 'Able'? Don't answer just to virtue signal how many uncooked livers you eat
Unchallenged claims are 9/10ths of the law
Because I grew up in a world where we learned to meme DJT laughing at McChristy's micropenis from the background, son.
https://ucantdothat.net/memes/mcchristy/
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #djt
#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #djtFrictionless rule based value transfer based on voluntary agreements among capable contractees
Forcing obsolescence of insurance and your bank
Creating a reputation based social safety net (a real one)
Rating your chains and then eating them
^^
Lyrics for my opera
I'm not saying I disagree with Ben Franklin, exactly, but I'd say most pennies are worth close to $0 than $0.01
If you have training in the art of head movements that are good for television,
GFY
"I didn't hold the door open for YOU, I did it for the resultant Thank You, for which I REMAIN EAGER," Ayn Rand hissed frothingly