what she taught me

A columnist for a nicely sized non-coastal metropolitan newspaper came up with a clever nickname for the 3rd, 4th and 5th hitters in the lineup for their local big league team. It spread through the community and stuck, a timeless moniker that made it's way in to the history books of baseball. Just kidding, go to sleep boomer, it's 2024

Me too. Note: This note may or may not be an attempt to help some intuitive guy's obscurity View quoted note →

PSA: Most of you are highly leveragable. I dare say the bulk of you could be captured with a single boob.

relatable View quoted note →

Katy Perry's 'Firework' has GOT to be the greatest Japanese Karaoke song of all time.

SOME RANDOM GUY AND I FIGURED OUT HOW NOSTR WORKS HE ASKS ME NICELY TO STOP COMMENTING ON HIS SHIT, SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO USE THE MUTE BUTTON I MEMORIZE HIS WISHES AND RESPECT THEM FOREVERMORE, ALONG WITH THE VARIED WISHES OF ALL THE OTHER HUNDREDS OF INTERESTING INDIVIDUALS WHO MAKE THEIR PROFILES AND ACCOUNTS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING AND COMMENTING NOW LET'S SEE HOW SUSTAINABLE THIS AMAZINGLY INVENTIVE SYSTEM WE'VE COME UP WITH WILL BE

I'M NOT AGAINST MEDITATING *PER SE* BUT WHEN I TRY TO DO IT AND JESUS MAKES ME HAVE THESE THOUGHTS THAT I'M HAVING IT JUST SORT OF SEEMS LIKE THE UNIVERSE IS SENDING ME A CLEAR MESSAGE ADMITTEDLY, THAT MESSAGE IS OFTEN THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS WAITING TO USE THE SHITTER

GM w/ a Cuppajoe – U Can't Do That

GM fren from Pepe brings u cuppajoe. #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #GM #pepe

That’s My Final Answer – U Can't Do That

Bitcoin fixes everything. That's my final answer. #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #bitcoin

It’s Easy To Be A Hero – U Can't Do That

Just tell them they are heroes and they will shut down all self-reflection. #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #covid #vaccines #med

Ah, the pedo hoist. An alternative to normalization.

Pedo Hoist – U Can't Do That

#meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #pedo

Never under estimate my ability to stay unmad at you for that shit you're doing that pisses me of.

FBI Gay Pride – U Can't Do That

The FBI shirt is basically a gay pride shirt now. CORRECTION *Everybody Knows* the FBI shirt is basically a gay pride shirt now. #meme #memes #nostrmemes #memestr #FBI

In case you are missing what has happened in the news this millennium, basically just, famous people get away with everything. Now, sunshine, come along and say 'until they don't'