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It’s moth season Tiny little moths in millions have decided to sit on the screen door just waiting to get inside 😐

Good Night 😴💤🌙

Moar moar moar Moar shitposts, you scallywags 🏴‍☠️

So funny when customer support says, “I need to talk to my back end” Your back end is your bum 😂

Tomorrow morning I’ll wake up in the last quarter of 2025 Wow. Time flies Good Night 😴💤🌙

It’s rainy and cold Time to hide in the sheets 🛌 and take a nap 😴

Good Night 😴💤🌙 View quoted note →

You can be “kinetic” or you can be laid-back Choose your job and partner wisely

Sleepy 😴 now Time to hit the sack 🛌 Good Night 😴💤🌙

We are all pirates 🏴‍☠️ here arrrr We are buccaneers who just want to #bitcoin and not pay any taxes

My bum is itchy

I decided to be more kinetic in life, but then I fell asleep 😴 I’m okay being a lazy, sleepy ol man

You thrash someone in Chess They beg for a rematch And you’re all like, “I need to poop 💩 “ 😂😂

Shitpost more, you collywags

I have to shave 😐 My mustache is just a thick bush right under my nose

I’m a guy with a mustache so bushy it’s tickling my nose 😐 View quoted note →

Dude probably couldn’t nap 😴 View quoted note →