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im not entirely comfortable with how much food i was able to put inside my face hole.

basically, i ate a ton of turkey and passed out.

im feeling so millennial today i might start a twitter account and merch line to build consensus around my opinions.

im trying to grow by accepting people who have software in their grill. rather than thinking they are retarded. Happy Thanksgiving 🍁🦃

the feeling you get from a high follower count is a transitory simulation of personal meaning.

if you only order new spark plug wires from Amazon every time the field rats eat through them, youll never go to the seedy parts store with grouchy old dudes who will tell you to spray Aquanet hairspray on the wires to make the soy byproducts in the shielding less appealing, and to stuff dryer sheets into body holes of your engine compartment so you not only repel rats, but your vehicle smells dryer fresh moving down the road.

all the beat around the bushers, and nuanced point detailers, let me help you. lend me your ear. actually you keep your ear. ill just say something short… the US government is overrun by narcissism, greed, corruption, theft, and treason. its current form must be overthrown and remade. just sayin. but America started by doing this. So were just celebrating tradition 🙂🦃🌲

i was out doing a bunch of stuff and grabbed a Starbucks breakfast burrito for the first time in forever. They are 2 inches shorter now. The only thing worse than corporate greed is the shareholder greed that hides behind it. im makin my own burrito 🌯

vibecoded (i throw up in my mouth a little using that phrase, but 🤷) markdown behavior in neovim. works alot like orgmode, but without all the org mode.

what you intended a design to do is always overridden by what the design actually does.

our anti-biotic, chemical disinfectant happy culture has saved some lives in extreme situations, and has made daily life less healthy.

an llm told me i was “speed running the Cyberpunk Thoreau archetype” and i wanted to kick it right in the cpu for being clever.

for fun https://video.nostr.build/070e4088354ac649def9a5fa240c6bdc268da139cc03530b2e0cfda920b12656.mp4

old+new+peace

old+new

the lyrics of Jackson Browne's Pretender come to mind at the most random times. Not sure why.

omg does he torture people in the woods?! yes. but only myself.

smpllfe

gm nostr. trying my new emoji inserter popup for posting nonsensical notes with nak. 😀 have a great day. 🌄