Zippy in the some sun rays
Spooky ass piss ant
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Typical silliness enjoyer. Recovering alcoholic. BA from Prager Tech. Owner and manager of my own butt. Not an ant.
Happy dead children day
Me :c
I can't get over the fact that there was a Nazi in the house of commons and he got a standing ovation from our idiot in chief and all his croneys. It's just too rich.
I can't wait to tell my grand kids one day that the iPhone 15 was 1 g lighter than the iPhone 14
HOLY SHIT It's Friday again already?!!!?!!
Ohhh Snapchat. The same shitty snap compilations nobody wanted, now with ads and extremely unhinged thumbnails ✌️😀👍
On one hand, my parents need to stop being offended every time I have to say no to hanging out with them because I already have something scheduled. On the other hand, I should make a little more time for them. I've been seeing them once every month or two, but they only live an hour away.
Pro Vancouver tip: if a cop gives you shit about smoking a cigarette somewhere you're not supposed to, just tell them it's fentanyl 😁👍
Left my backpack on the bus for the 3rd time because I'm a freaking idiot :c
hello 👋
"That dog hasn't wet my pants once since I joined AA, and neither have I!"
Seeing my best buddy type with just his two pointer fingers makes me want to protect him 4 life
We all wipe our ass one butt cheek at a time.
The kitty's paws are overgrown with fur and now he's tracking litter all over the house :blobsad: he wont us take him to the vet to trim the fur, so I guess we are going to have to just chop off his furry little legs 🤷
FCUK YES IM GOING TO TELL MY FRENS
Behold: a monke mouse takes flight