⚠️ Satire Alert ⚠️
"In a huge threat to democracy, the electorate in Gorton and Denton have voted against the will of the establishment. Sensible journalists like myself had billed the by-election as a “two-horse race” between Labour and Reform (the only acceptable choices), only for someone called Hannah to steal the seat by tricking people into voting for her. Truly, this is a national scandal."


Two-horse by-election race between Labour and Reform won by the Greens
In a huge threat to democracy, the electorate in Gorton and Denton have voted against the will of the establishment.