You may be having a bad day today but take solace in this simple fact - Fani Willis isn't coming after YOU😉

Ever have one of those days when you wake up and suddenly feel like you are not up to the tasks/challenges set before you? You cruise along for weeks with no doubts, then suddenly, for no apparent reason, you wake up and begin to doubt yourself JUST a wee bit? Maybe it's just me.🤷‍♀️ Regardless, those days are annoying, but the good news is that they also don't last!

I'm always on the lookout for genuinely good instructional videos to recommend for meditation. They're hard to find (which is why, eventually, I'll be shooting my own) Try the video below. I have no idea if there are ads, so you may need a YouTube account or ad blocker. If you're new to meditation, this gives you a good sense of mindfulness and diaphragmatic breathing. It's about 11 minutes long, and I think it gives wonderful instruction for the beginner. #meditation

To be clear, at 9:14pm we don’t know who the 10 indictments are against. Or am I missing something?

The Devil went down to Georgia but instead of running into Johnny with his fiddle, he hit a brick wall of legal chops and nerves of absolute steel named Fani Willis.

My Monday is/was... Describe in the comments below. #today #monday

I'm not a betting woman (outside of the NFL), but if I were, I'd wager that Trump will be gifted a fresh set of indictments by tonight.

It's a poll, people. It's for fun. Funny suggestions regarding other options in a poll that make people laugh? Sure! That's cool! I have a sense of humor! Critical lectures via DM on how I did it wrong, just to prove you know more than I do? Not so cool. It's a poll. It's for fun. I'm not defending my thesis here, so perhaps keep the 'you did it wrong, you're an idiot' DM replies to a minimum Thank you😀

Compartmentalizing is necessary at times. It's a skill, like anything else. But remember to go back and open the compartments you closed to ensure you process what's in there. It's a slippery slope between compartmentalization and permanently burying stuff that will come back to haunt you later.

Stop scrolling. Take a DEEP breath. When life gets stressful, remember that things are always changing. Nothing ever stays as it is. Impermanence can be a blessing. Feel like I"m forgetting something..... EXHALE! Forgot to tell you to do that.

I went for a quick run this morning and a cardinal landed on the pavement right next to me as I stretched. It sat there for about a minute, then took off. They really are beautiful birds.

Beginning to see how golf can inspire a very specific kind of frustrated rage.

She swings. She misses. She swings. She flubs the ball maybe 20 yards to the right. She swings. She misses. She swings. She hits the ball and gasps when she feels the contact only to find she has shanked it hard. She swings. She misses. She curses like Quint from Jaws.🤬 She glares at her club. How can people like this? This isn’t relaxing! Mark laughs , a little too hard. She takes a deep breath. She swings. She hits the damn grass in front of the mother f 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 ball. Grrrrrrrrrrr

Off to the driving range, where I will be a ray of sunshine in the form of laughter for everyone around me. 🏌️‍♀️ Hey, I don't mind being the comic relief in a row of typically excellent golfers. I'll get better. Or not. I'm in it for the fresh air.

Given the apparent love for all things typewriters, I wonder if I should do a poll on rotary phones too....🤔

Good morning Yesterday, I fired off a toot asking who learned to type on a real typewriter. Since then, 7,572 people have voted, and it's been boosted 1.4k times. It's been the #1 trending toot since yesterday afternoon (a thing I didn't even know existed), and it's still going! WOW.🤯 It was a thing of beauty. For one brief moment, over 7,000 of us forgot our troubles and waxed nostalgic about...typewriters

Wouldn't it be great if boosts translated to brief moments of ecstasy? Although, given how much my lil' poll on typewriters is being boosted, that would have killed me hours ago.

My kingdom for a bionic-sized coffee....or a shot of whiskey. Whatever.

"The Honeymooners" is playing on the TV in Dad's room. This was made 65 years ago. I've seen every episode and often wonder what Jackie Gleason would have thought if he were transported to 2023 and had a look at television now! Yeah, I have weird thoughts like that. Ignore me. 😆

Anyone who spends any time in a hospital will quickly see how much nurses do for their patients. They make an enormous difference. I really admire and respect what they do, and am not shy to say so. Next time you have the chance, thank a nurse.