Literally #coffeestr xD

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panrpc/go/cmd/panrpc-example-websocket-coffee-server-cli/main.go at main · pojntfx/panrpc

Language-, transport- and serialization-agnostic RPC framework with remote closure support that allows exposing and calling functions on both clien...

Never heared of this, but it seems fairly active. Interesting.

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nballerina/compiler/balt.bal at main · ballerina-platform/nballerina

Ballerina compiler that generates native executables. - ballerina-platform/nballerina

So, my goal is to write a WebWorker Nostr Relay Proxy in WASM. Spawn it in a separate thread and use postMessage and broadcast channels to simulate a websocket connection - while actually maintaining the real one, effectively sharing them between tabs, and caching in an IndexDB. This way, your nostr is always alive when you need to note. So I have looked at ways (fun ones) to write WASM things. And I found this:

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SwiftWasm

SwiftWasm compiles your Swift code to WebAssembly. - SwiftWasm

Honestly, I am _tempted_. xD Once "installed" it won't be refreshed often anyway, so it can be a bit bigger than your typical React app. o.o But so far, my best candidate is TinyGo to WASM... Still, Swift? Ayo, kinda lit. o.o

The two coolest languages imho that I'd pick if I had to embed a language.

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GitHub - wren-lang/wren: The Wren Programming Language. Wren is a small, fast, class-based concurrent scripting language.

The Wren Programming Language. Wren is a small, fast, class-based concurrent scripting language. - wren-lang/wren

AngelScript - AngelCode.com

pfffffffffffffft I was looking for a solution for a bug in a dependency in GopherJS and I spotted a Nostr in the wild?! :D Commit:

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all: document legacy //go:linkname for modules with ≥100 dependents · golang/go@9a8995b

For #67401. Change-Id: I015408a3f437c1733d97160ef2fb5da6d4efcc5c Reviewed-on: https://go-review.googlesource.com/c/go/+/587598 Reviewed-by: Cherry...

Now that caught me offguard alright. x)

Hm... So, I have that, apparently. But buying legend is 1kUSD? - as in, 0.01BTC? Oh well, i'll check back another time. ^^

The only reason why I would get, wear and possibly use a Bitcoin "credit card"? It's kewl. uwu Yep, i'm a simple bird...

hah. When am I gonna import go modules from nips? :D import "gopkg.nipserver.tld/some@nipdomain.org/..."

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GitHub - GoogleCloudPlatform/govanityurls: Use a custom domain in your Go import path

Use a custom domain in your Go import path. Contribute to GoogleCloudPlatform/govanityurls development by creating an account on GitHub.

The amount of "x and y have met in Riat, Saudi Arabia" is kinda crazy high. Credit where it's due, it /is/ the new place to be, for celebs. But shame where it's due; thats a country disregarding human rights start to finish...and we have america, russia and just a while ago, many europeans meeting there. mh...

One day I will write something in or with D and make an inappropriate joke. Like, come on, it's too easy. (:

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GitHub - vibe-d/vibe.d: Official vibe.d development

Official vibe.d development. Contribute to vibe-d/vibe.d development by creating an account on GitHub.

TDD or BDD...?

If you love Heavy Metal, then look up: Ningen Isu You won't be disappointed.

I completely overlooked `go doc` Goddamn do I feel /stupid/... xD

Someone replied to a comment on this... i hadn't thought of this thing in forever. But damn, this is the kind of "malware" I'd genuenly keep. At least it's novel. ^^

I'll pour one out for the souls working with MSSQL. Yes, this is a generated query (xorm Go ORM library) but holy fucking hellshit what the absolute clusterbollocks o_o

One of the ultra few german phonk artists. Pretty good sound; though their rhyme schema could use some polish. xD Many A-A, B-B, A-A, C-C. Oh well. Can still bang to it, cuz it sounds gud :D

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fAKE PLATE

cuzy · fAKE PLATE · Song · 2023

Wish there'd be a real keyboard slider... this company is utter scam. x.x https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/astro-slide-5g-transformer#/ Still a great concept o.o

It has been a while since last I wrote an issue ticket while actively trying to hide my utter aggression. Believe me, I am /pissed/.

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Support `datetime` fields via JSON queries (again) · Issue #5542 · surrealdb/surrealdb

What component does this affect? SurrealDB Server Is this feature related to a problem? Yep. Request: { "id": "c75e7cbbe08c5d809571e4050989ad3e9554...

Still have to implement some actual testing and add documentation to the various parts and actually verify the SQL builds correctly... BUT! IT WORKS :D

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surrealdb-driver/pkg/rel/testing/example1.go at 4b06ebfd419c42d5d9ed4b426c77e7ace7f23295 · IngwiePhoenix/surrealdb-driver

SurrealDB driver conforming to database/sql. Contribute to IngwiePhoenix/surrealdb-driver development by creating an account on GitHub.

Things you find while clicking through Github accounts...

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GitHub - igrep/typesafe-precure: Type-safe transformations and purifications of PreCures (Japanese battle heroine)

Type-safe transformations and purifications of PreCures (Japanese battle heroine) - igrep/typesafe-precure