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Ingwie Phoenix (aka. birb)
ingwie@primal.net
npub1tcek...jmky
[ENG/GER] NOT a bitcoiner/stacker/maxi. I am here to have a damn good time! Rabbithole conniseur; I enjoy random stuff. :D Ex-Furry, (close to) blind, hobby developer/sysadmin, waifu enjoyer, long hair fetish (#hairjob). I sometimes talk about NSFW stuff; because fucking is fun =) (DMs always open.)
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IngwiePhoenix 2 weeks ago
GM! Found this fancy glass at my parents so i grabbed a cola, some ice and a glass straw :3 image
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
This bird is watching you note. image I got to visit the ostrich farm today and I learned quite a lot. Not just how ridiculously fast and strong they are - but also that they act purely on instinct because their brain is literally smaller than their eyeballs xD. Fascinating creatures, stuuuuupidly tall (this one was ~2.20m) and really, really interesting. Sadly though, they can't be quite domesticated (their brain cant even fit a name LOL) so I couldn't quite pet them - woulda risked getting beak attacked x) And good lord do they have strong beaks... The farmer's stories about their deeds told me more than I might've liked about how well they can use that thing. xD Anyway. Ostriches are cool, Nostr is awesome. ...and yes, I did hold back on making a "small brain" joke. Wouldn't've been fair. ^^;
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
This is one of the most random channels I have found in a while. Saw another shrimp miku thing, and finally, after forever, decided to check out their videos. ...should have done this sooner.
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
Once in a while, I will click on Reddit's "Popular" tab. And today I just kinda had to pinch myself: - Pam Bondi fired over Epstein Files things, - a stupidly broken president attempting to speak. - "We are fighting a war, we have no time to take care of daycares". - The aerodynamics of a cat. What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Doing. Over. There. FOR REAL? xD Just watching and reading across (partially AI generated - hello emdash old friend) headlines and just...being utterly fucking baffled. Like, holy shit what am I even looking at? xD A country? A democracy turning into authocracy? Or is it actually just a theatre acted out by a bunch of OpenClaw agents? The fuck. xD
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
nip17, nip29, marmot, ... Nostr, a protocol on WebSockets, which is technically a real-time protocol best suited for instant messaging, can not figure out instant messaging. I love it. x)
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
And this is the kind of stuff that just makes me go, "oh god why." XD (Reposted it on accident because I fatfingered it. Eh, whatever.) View quoted note →
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
LSDJ is one of the software things I want to learn. It is a stupidly powerful sequencer and so much more - and the music that comes out of it? Oh, DUDE <3 Especially if you have two GameBoys and link them up and have double the channels and fully synced? They can produce some amazing sounds. One day... One faitful day... I WILL learn this. #tunestr
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IngwiePhoenix 3 weeks ago
Not an ostrich, but I will be seing one soon. Meanwhile, have this! image #birb
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IngwiePhoenix 0 months ago
Seriously, fuck JavaScript...and vibe code...in fact, fuck both - with a big fat juicy BBC. image Stoat is a mess. I mean sure, the devs are mainly lobsters (= Rust people) but how can they funk this up so bad? xD Dude I just can't...
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