Them: “Wow, you look like the handsome Squidward!” Me: “Thanks, It’s because I’m aligned with the truth” Them: “Huh?!”

“Having money’s not everything, not having it, is.” - Kanye West

Life hack: When your local coffee shop for whatever reason still doesn’t do in-house mugs for covid reasons, tell them you’re allergic to the plastic lining in the cup. They’ll feel obligated to pour the coffee into their house mugs that have been collecting dust for three years or into your personal mug/thermos directly.

Though I have additional content that would be better suited for Twitter and Instagram, I’m trying to stick strictly with Nostr. I like that, in a way, my knowledge, insight, humor, etc., can be the product itself. #Value4Value

*My teenage son in 2040 trying to date a normie* Me: ”I don’t understand, why can’t you just meet a nice bitcoiner girl from the citadel?”

Clothing is unique to humans. “And the Lord God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skins and clothed them” - Genesis 3:21 Notice this was done after Adam and Eve attempted to fashion clothing from fig leaves. Plant-based clothing was unacceptable to God.

Your sleep is suboptimal because - among other reasons - your mattress, sheets, blanket, and pillow are made of plastic. It traps heat because of the little breathability and breeds bacteria like no other material. Wool cools when you’re warm, and warms when you’re cold. Naturally moisture wicking, anti-static, anti-bacterial, anti-stink and - most importantly - anti-fiat.

If I even suspect that the counterparty in any of my business dealings is/are wearing plastic underwear, I will put the kibosh on the deal and the deal will fall through.

The use of plastic in clothes is not a coincidence. It’s a byproduct of the broken money. It’s preferable to a business to give you a degraded version of what you want for a similar or lower price than it is to give you the real thing and charge you much more. If tomorrow every business went back to making clothes from 100% natural fibers, way too many people would be priced out of the market for clothes.

Throw out your bamboo cooking utensils. Bamboo is not a particularly thick plant so cooking utensils need to be put together with multiple pieces which requires a wood-glue. This wood-glue can leech into your food when cooking. Buy wooden cooking utensils that are made of a single piece of wood and coated with some natural non-petroleum based oil.

I don’t know why, but I feel like on long walks I should be walking with my hands behind my back like an old man.

Bitcoin Conference 2024: Jekyll Island

Whole-coiners are disgustingly wealthy, it’s just not priced in yet. #Bitcoin

Eating tougher foods will sculpt your face, mastic gum takes this to the next level. Additionally, mastic gum is anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-inflammatory, and anti-fiat which helps to clean up your gut. So it makes sense why in Ancient Greece it was believed you would become more beautiful as you chewed it.

Climb a tree and offload some of those EMF’s.

I like to think that very young children intuitively understand what is healthy and in their nature. So my suspicion is that they dread and avoid bathing like the plague because they know that tap bath water, soaps, and shampoos are loaded with chemicals that are destroying the skin microbiome.

Stop using store-bought soap, deodorant, and shampoos. Your soulmate is not going to be able to recognize you.

People in the modern age have damaged their gut to the point that they have little-to-no instinct and intuition (gut-instinct and gut-feeling). The more I ate higher quality foods directly from my local rancher and the more I ditched industrial sludge the more-and-more I intuitively picked up healthier habits and had more serendipitous coincidences occur.

“They” want you to be stupid, fat, poor, and ugly. So you should think for yourself and read, exercise consistently, buy #bitcoin , and eat high quality foods while basking in the sun. Be smart, fit, wealthy, and beautiful.

A zap-ple a day keeps the doctor away. But also you should be exercising, getting sunlight, and eating a species appropriate diet.