A zap-ple a day keeps the doctor away. But also you should be exercising, getting sunlight, and eating a species appropriate diet.

Royalty throughout history in every corner of the Earth wore wool, linen, silk, and exotic furs. The archetype peasant or slave wore burlap sacks for clothing. Burlap is a natural fiber made from a jute plant, but can be made from flax or hemp. Anon, the peasants wore higher quality materials than your recycled plastic bag clothing. Rid yourself of these fiat clothes, Anon!

Them: “Wow, you have an incredible tan” Me: “Thanks, It’s because I’m aligned with the truth” Them: “Huh?!”

“You let the devil in and all you talk is money, money, money, money, money It’s so funny how it changes How you feel, how you see, how you need, how you sleep All your freedom, caffeine, how you’re looking at me […]” - “Tangerine” by Glass Animals It’s in the culture they just can’t explain exactly what’s wrong. #Bitcoin

Pura Vida 🌞 Things happen for you, not to you.

I used to be hesitant to tell people about - what I believe are - the secrets of the universe, but then I realized the response is almost always “Oh my God I had no idea!”. Then they proceed to change nothing about their life. Me: “Hey man, your AirPods are microwaving your brain with EMFs, your phone is cooking your balls, sip Mountain Valley water with a pinch of Redmond’s Real Salt instead of a sports drink, and functional lifts with a kettlebell will make you all-around stronger” Other Person: “Oh my God, I had no idea!” *puts bluetooth ear buds back in, slides phone into front pocket, chugs gatorade, blasts smith machine bench press*

Pura vida 🌞 Tuck in your shirt.

Sprinkle some Redmond’s Real Salt on your coffee grounds just before brewing to cut some of the acidity.

Health and happiness go hand-in-hand.

Whistle, sing, laugh. These things stimulate your thymus which stimulates your immune system.

Government goods and services are the market equivalent of “plant-based” foods. Extremely costly, low quality, and in practice does more harm than good.

I challenge you to find socks that are 100% cotton/wool/silk/cashmere/some blend of the previous 4 materials. Almost everywhere will have some blend with a synthetic material. You will quickly realize “They” really want you to wear plastic. Ditch the Fiat Clothes! Here’s some quick options if going barefoot or wearing some sort of leather sandal like a Birkenstock all the time is not a practical option. Sunspel.com (100% Merino wool socks) Sidmashburn.com (70% Cashmere and 30% silk blend socks) Eczemacompany.com (100% cotton socks) Yes, you will have to shell out to not wear fiat clothes.

Idea for any bitcoiner DJ’s out there. When the beat increasingly speeds up leading to the brief pause before the drop, throw in a bitcoin podcast excerpt, then drop the bass. Free examples: *beat builds up and pauses a second before the bass drops* “Mayzure” - Preston Pysh *Bass drops and melts faces* *beat builds up and pauses a second before the bass drops* “That’s because you never sat in a risk chair” - Greg Foss *Bass drops and melts faces* *beat builds up and pauses a second before the bass drops* *Sharp inhale and exhale through nostril before dropping serious bitcoin knowledge*- Michael Saylor *Bass drops and melts faces*

Eating McDonalds everyday is healthier than the way most people execute the Vegan Diet.

Anon, what do you mean you use a plastic toothbrush?! Wooden toothbrushes with boar hair bristles. Boar hair, anon!

No static sheets in the dryer. Just use wool balls, they’re naturally anti-static.

Stop using toxic cleaning chemicals to wash your clothes, anon. Baking soda sprinkled throughout and a splash of white vinegar in the fabric softener slot, anon. Use the same combination to mop your floors and wipe down your counter tops.

When nature works as intended through free market capitalism we don’t assume conspiracy - in the government sense - and central planning when these emergent processes result in a harmoniously perfect outcome even though they seem so well “designed”. So when we throw a wrench in the gears of the nature of man (in this case, exchange) by destroying the money - though it may be easy to claim there’s a conspiracy afoot when everything seems to be perfectly conveniently going awry - but it would follow that the opposite process, pure entropy, would take place and naturally result in seemingly conveniently disastrous outcomes at every turn. …but also on the other hand, it is a massive conspiracy and “They” hate you.

The things that are healthier for you are also better for the environment (not in the climate-catastrophist sense) because living in a way that’s aligned with nature is typically the healthier option.

People gush over the architecture of buildings in Europe, all the while, there are literally thousands of unbelievably designed and constructed buildings throughout the cities and, seemingly innocuous, neighborhoods and towns of the U.S. General examples including: Random buildings and cathedrals scattered throughout the ghettos of Chicago and miscellaneous High Schools throughout the Northside. #ObviouslyTartarian