Sleep in linen sheets with wool pillows and a wool comforter. Among other reasons Linen and wool kill static. The static messes with your magnetic field.

Wear sunglasses sparingly. They trick your brain into thinking it’s darker than it is outside and you won’t produce the appropriate amount of melanin that your body would otherwise.

Grounding in uncorrupted soil creates a small magnetic field stemming from the top of your dome-piece and I believe this protects you from the most harmful rays of the sun. Much like the magnetic field of Earth protects it from solar flares.

Go to your local rancher, shake his hand. Ask if he has any pork lard from pigs raised in an open pasture eating a species appropriate diet. Use said pork lard to mix with a small amount of raw honey from your local apiarist. Use as lotion. Thank me later… but also thank me now!

Much like bitcoin, real food is a one-way function.

Nutrition Labels are a scam. The USDA effectively has a prescribed amount of protein, saturated fat, calcium, etc., pre-set for a specific type of food. In the eyes of the USDA a factory farmed GMO-corn and soy fed chicken produces eggs with the same nutrient profile as a totally free-range chicken that eats a species appropriate diet.

Chewing mastic gum makes you more beautiful. Exhibit A: *Does the Zoolander face*

Spring time is the best time to drink raw milk. the vegetation is flourishing in its biodiversity and the cows that partake in eating the variety of vegetation afforded to them will produce more nutrient-dense milk with more butterfat, beta-carotene, CLA, and vitamin E. It’s tastier because it’s healthier.

We should be referring to “Raw milk” as “Real Milk”, but on the other hand “Raw milk” sounds fuckin’ bad ass.

Sweatpants and Hoodie Culture is fiat.

Bitcoin was created to dunk on “They”.

When sitting at a desk for long periods of time your balls will inevitably warm which will impact the functioning and therefore your virility. If quitting your desk job is not an option use this life hack: When sitting at your desk place a frozen ribeye steak underneath your crotch to keep your balls cooled. Additionally, this will speedup the defrosting of your lunch.

Imagine, if you will, a burning house. Those things that will get saved from the fire will be saved in order from the highest value density to the lowest. Those things with infinite value density would be family members, pets, objects with sentimental value, and private keys. Then, of course, your high quality cowboy hats, shower filter, and a copy of The Bitcoin Standard will likely be next. But please make sure your family members and pets are at the front of that line!

Raw colostrum will make you a destroyer of worlds. Mars is desolate because those living there before relocating to Atlantis, Earth had cheap and widely available raw colostrum.

It’s not commonly known, but when purchasing raw milk, certain jurisdictions require you to KYC yourself via a log of customers who purchased raw milk from the associated farm. In the fiat world, it is no coincidence that you are asked to identify yourself when purchasing those things that are most important and powerful.

The year is January 3rd, 2024. The only ways to acquire sats are to mine or to provide the highest quality goods and services in exchange for sats. There are no exchanges on a Bitcoin Standard. For now, ditch the centralized exchange. Just as you buy raw milk from your local farmer, go buy sats from your local miner. #LocalPastureRaisedSats #GrassFedGrassFinishedSats

Don’t overly concern yourself with buying nice clothes until you first look good in your birthday suit.

Pseudo-Meat is for Pseudo-Men.