They can seize a dictator and the largest oil reserve in the world but they can't seize your cold storage bitcoin

Checks the stable coin price. Excellent, it has not depegged on news of a major geopolitical event

My Bitcoin in cold storage

Buckle up kids, there's been a vibe shift. Long term holders have started accumulating During this current correction, long term holders sold over 1 million BTC, the largest sell pressure event since 2019.

The US is trying to secure a nuclear powered bitcoin mining facility as part of a peace deal between Russia and Ukraine Russias largest bank issued a collateralized Bitcoin loan to a miner And you're buying silver, anon?

Be your own bank with Bitcoin Be your own media with NOSTR and X Be a solopreneur with AI Never been a better time to just do things yourself

I just got the ick. Cc: @Susiebdds

AI writing is the digital equivalent of the unremarkability of modern architecture and blanding of our physical world

You can't use gold or silver as a medium of exchange. It's too volatile. Use Bitcoin

please don’t make fun of kids who believe in santa I know adults that believe in the government

Merry Christmas! Wishing you all joy, good food, and the company of people and creatures who make life richer.

🎶 All I want for Christmas, is youuuuu 🎶

Watching my favorite movie with my dad, the Fifth Element. It has it all: action, romance, sci-fi and vibrant characters. And the heroes wear orange :)

The year is 1998. You play pogs with friends and win a slammer. After getting home, you go to the computer, dial up, and sign into ICQ. You send a hi to your crush. They say hi back. Before bed, you try beating the Water Temple and finally succeed. Life is simple, life is good.

Why Bitcoin miners are pivoting to AI... to get girlfriends! No bear market in AI lol

My kidnapper returning me after talking non stop about Bitcoin as ransom for 21 hours

Bitcoin After Dark ETF: When the charts get freaky, the wicks go long, and the real pumps happen

Day in the life of a Bitcoin podcaster: ​– wake up at 10:30am, immediately check price and tweet “gm to everyone except fiat holders” and "buy the dip" – cold plunge for 15 minutes to “lower time preference” – eat four raw eggs and a ribeye because “seed oils are a psyop” – record a 2-hour solo podcast rambling about “the Bitcoin cycle js dead" and “hyperbitcoinization” – spend 3 hours on X arguing with a no-coiner and retweeting Michael Saylor – grab an overpriced coffee, try to pay via Lightning, hold up the line for 4 minutes (end up using Visa) – edit podcast, add dramatic intro music and 5 mid-roll ads for VPNs and hardware wallets – go on a Hinge date, ask her “what is money?” within the first 5 minutes – refuses to tip because “taxation is theft” and "$10 more sats" – go home and host a Twitter Space titled “Is the Dollar Collapsing Tonight?” (it is not) – tell his 12 dedicated listeners to “stay humble, stack sats” – go to bed at 3am, dreaming of the citadel

This is peak crab market