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BitTiger
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Comedic Philosopher of the Memetic Arts. Stoic Sage in Training. Professor of Legendary Masculinity & Tenacious Grit. Consultant of Business & Life. Absolutely Unavailable. Genuinely Helps People.
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image Here is a freshly handcrafted meme depicting how I feel when I successfully stop Nostr users from going back to mainstream social media. Use this meme spell to protect each other. #nostr #valueforvalue #zap
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image Here is a freshly handcrafted meme asking the multiverse WTF? Why can't I just take a nap now without waking up feeling like I drank a bottle of vodka, got into a bar fight, and woke up in an alley sleeping next to a dirty hobo? #asknostr #valueforvalue #zap
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image If I ever hear the word fediverse, or federated in relation to the fediverse. Then I have no respect for whatever you are talking about. I also start suspecting if you may also be a tranny too. Nostr only, or GTFO... #nostr
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image Here is a freshly handcrafted meme that I feel needs to be officially stated here for the record. I am TAKEN. My mate is the only person for me and that is how it will always be until I die. I will NEVER trust anyone anymore under any circumstances whatsoever. I truly enjoy engaging in deep meaningful conversations with almost anyone purely on an intellectual, work, and comedic basis ONLY. I will NEVER flirt with anyone, but I will have an uncensored battle of wits for shits and giggles. So keep your ego always in check, because on this you can have faith there will never be any mixed signals. I am telling you bluntly right now loud and clear how it is going to always be between us. Even if we speak for 20 years. Even if you are intelligent enough to devise a plan to try and steal me away. You will FAIL. I know I have forged myself into many women's idea of the perfect stoic man on purpose. For both my own self-evolution and satisfaction for my mate's pleasure ONLY. There has been more men and women that have STABBED me in the back in my lifetime than I care to publically admit. That is why I am jaded and mistrusting of everyone. The highest form of accomplishment you can ever hope to achieve with me. Is to have me in your life and admit you are a WORK PROXIMITY ASSOCIATE. I may be a stoic sage in training, but I have not mastered the philosophy yet. So there is a very righteously vengeful side to my inner nature that I do my best to keep tame. That is why I am still a wild TIGER at heart. These terms and conditions of speaking with me is something I ask you to STRONGLY consider before ever daring to speak with me. Do not take them lightly... If you are reading this and you ACCEPT me for who I am. Then feel free to try and get to know me. I am always up for a great conversation. #wisdom #valueforvalue #zap
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image This freshly handcrafted meme depicts what I am going to be spending my christmas gift cards on this year. May 2025 be known as the year where I abolish the restrictions placed upon my testicles with any form of underwear. To become a truly free balling stoic man. #wisdom #valueforvalue #zap
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image Well shit.. One of the very few people that can somewhat challenge me conversationally may have deleted their account. Not sure if that is even possible here on Nostr is it? Feel like a senior citizen who may have just lost their favorite person to play chess with in the nursing home for crazy ass smart people, because they died on Christmas. Since I have no friends and only work proximity associates here due to severe trust issues. It is not like I am depressed, or crying about it. Just not a lot of people can actually play chess, or can have conversations near my level where I find it an actual challenge. I fear this classic pixar film may become my reality for a little while. Until I can discover someone else here who likes to play conversational chess like a champion too.
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BitTiger 1 year ago
image Here is an unexpected Christmas gift in the form of an epiphany I just had about myself. Freshly handcrafted into a meme just for Nostr. #merrychristmas #nostr #wisdom #valueforvalue #zap