Here is a freshly handcrafted meme for you all. I still have no fucking idea whatsoever. #nostr #valueforvalue #zap

Here is a freshly handcrafted meme for all you romantics out there thinking about proposing to your girlfriend this Christmas. GM #nostr #value #zap

I fucking LOVE AC/DC by the way. Had to be said. Now behold their awesomeness.

Here is a freshly handcrafted meme that lets you know when you are staying up way past your usual bedtime here in the west. #nostr

Ok. There is one user on nostr who I know is right, but their memes are so fucking spicy. I can not even touch them with a 9 foot pole. There is spicy and there is fucking volcano level shit. That dumb people will burn you at the stake for even going anywhere near these taboo subject matters. You will never know who, or what I am talking about. This is just me venting hoping they take a break for awhile from posting, because like car accident on the highway it is hard not to look when I pass by them in my global feed.

Attention New Nostr Users: Resist the urge to virtue signal on Nostr. We are not always the forgiving bunch here when people look to toot their own horns while playing a shallow song of false righteousness. You are more likely to get torn a new asshole for even trying that shit here. We all see right through you to your very needy unstable core... #nostr

Here is a freshly handcrafted meme for you all tonight. Looking to rescue as many people I can with the power of heroic memes. #nostr

Here is a freshly handcrafted meme with wisdom I learned from a conversation I had earlier today with my mate. Sometimes I get blinded from engaging in deep conversations with people. Especially when discussing topics I am passionate about. Need to stay frosty and virtuous. Can't fuck up now. #wisdom #valueforvalue #zap

Since when did I become faster at working on a smartphone than a computer.... I do not like this reversal.