Yusuf al-Texani

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I can't believe this guy just called me a camel fucker. All he saw was one hump so that makes it a dromedary, bigot

shieee I ain een gi no foo stamp dis week mbout crash ou 💯🗣️🗣️ on moms

Quizás seré un pastor en los Pirineos

Praying grounded on some dirt or grass is better than the most luxurious rug

American Muslims fear the IRS more than God and pay for the weapons that kill muslims in other countries because they're too cowardly to face a tiny chance of maybe going to prison for a couple of years to do what's right and fund war crimes as little as possible

It's mainly brokies hyper-focused on money due to poorfaggery who want to move to western Europe, UK, or Canada. They are so focused on finding the place where they can make the highest minimum wageslave pay for unskilled bugman cashier style labor (instead of increasing skills/earning power) that selecting a place to live that provides more freedom and safety for themselves and their family isn't a question that comes up Almost all of the rich or skilled people from those "wealthy" countries are trying to leave or at least relocate their assets to get robbed less by gay taxes and have a relocation plan That says a lot, but the brokiemind chatter is too deafening for them to hear anything else

Getting into fights is not good, but you should be good at fighting I would guess 1-5% of people have any meaningful amount of martial arts training Trusting in God's protection doesn't mean you should be careless

Secret Anabolic method: >Move to Canada (gay) >identify as female to male tranny >get free testosterone and estrogen blockers from guvmnt with silly taxpayer monies >??? >gains

The NSA's final stand will be mass-producing short form roast highlight vids of all of their enemies using all their scanned private messages, webcam recordings, and browser history

High body count for women starts at 3 bodies I don't make the rules

Beautiful women are like buses If you miss an opportunity with one, another will go by in an hour

Always feel energized and positive after calling my mum in Texas

Forgiveness means more when you have the power to crush the wrongdoer than if you were powerless and had to forgive regardless

Pensando en mudarme a Cataluña por un rato

Standing in line / respecting the queue seems to be an exclusively white and eastern asian concept. Even in the holiest site in Islam, goblinlike bugpeople who you considered your brothers and sisters in faith will elbow you in the ribs and shove your wife to get a cup of water or to avoid waiting 2 seconds longer in an elevator If you call them out on it, even in their language, all they can do is frown and grunt I am muslim, but most muslims are barely sentient animals

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NASA's livestreams glitch out frequently and reveal their shitty props like a film student using harness wires and OBS on YouTube for the first time on choppy public Wifi