I posted a 2,1 million sats bounty for adding wasabi coordinator announcements over Nostr almost 1 year ago and I think Kukks can now (or soon) claim it #[0]

Friday 17th morning: tour of the Dominical Farmer's market, where you buy pretty much anything with Bitcoin. The founder of the market, and Bitcoin pioneer, a wonderful lady, will be there to give us the story. Let's meet there at 9AM. Mark your calendar. DO NOT MISS THIS. It is one of the most wonderful Bitcoin experiences you will ever have, I guarantee it.

Met 4 nostriches already at Envision Festival. Who else is there?

Gigantic croc spotted this morning at Bitcoin Jungle. Where I surf almost everyday. These magnificient fuckers are no joke.

THANK YOU SATOSHI

I was woken up from a nap by Orange Dragon tugging on my hamac with his claws. I then got up, came back, handfed him a banana, he thanked me by taking a dump on my porch and promptly left. I'd call this immense progress. Follow me for more 🍊🐉 posts

No twitter for March. We doing this or what?

44. Billion. Dollars. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Coins on twitter have no market. The demographics who like this kinda shit is old people on facebook playing farmville.

Confession: I created a facebook page for a late-night chinese fast food takeout booth in Montreal's party district 12 years ago and I still own and manage the page. I was not able to find the owners of the shabby kiosk since leaving Canada during the lockdown. Sidenote: never eat it, it's poison. But as a degenerate teen/yound adult it was the place to go at 4AM after a good night out. THE LEGENDARY 2$ CHOW MEIN

Had a Bitcoin dream ever. American Hodl was working for Ricardo Salinas to develop a blockchain R&D departement and I was telling him how to use cyphernode API to use opentimestamps, and I was whiteboard explaining how opemtimestamps and merkle trees work. The bitcoiners working there were pissed they couldnt enter the Salinas office without showing ID.

Red snapper filet baked in butter with orange, passion fruit and lemon. 15 baked oysters with garlic, butter, mozarella/parmesan mix and bread crumbs. Total prep time ~10 minutes. Cook time ~15 minutes. Total cost ~80k sats give or take. Restaurants are scams. Cook at home revolution is happening. Pura Vida

Do you even have an Oyster dealer?

Pura Vida, just discovered that toxin release from chiropractic adjustements is a rela thing. The body is amazing and toxin release fucking sucks it feels like having the flu.

I'm old school I don't filter my feed by relay I just follow the right people and my homepage is people I follow. Maybe I should set up a relay that only people I follow are allowed to post to it 😅

Potential attacks and corruption of Bitcoin on the horizon. Maximalist blood cells activate, aggressively fight it off with persuasion and moral high ground. Attacks and corruptions seem not to take hold of the hearts and minds, diminish in intensity. "See, we never actually need the Maximalist blood cells, the attack and corruptions disappear all by themselves"

I've received enough zaps to afford 20 more bananas! Thank you anonymous zappers

From a CarnivoreMD video on Instagram 👀

Stopped taking aspirine 3 years ago because radical anti-fiat lifestyle mindset shift but I recently changed my mind on aspirine specifically and took some today because of a flu-related headache bothering me for days and damn... that shit fucking works 😂 It's good to cut out all forms of modern medecine, but after a couple of years it's okay to selectively re-introduce some. And technically aspirine is just salicylic acid which my ancestors also used as medecine in the form of willow bark tea.

I cannot describe the joy I have paying people in Costa Rica with Bitcoin. Every transaction is personal, precious, deliberate, pure. People don't even ask me anymore when they see me, they just flash a QR code. I am so excited to never spend fiat again. I hope my kids will never have to pay in fiat. There's a decent chance my children will never be tainted by the ownership of fiat money. What a glorious achievement for mankind this would be!