Am I the only one that thinks April Fools is stupid?

How do I buy a bitaxe? Their website isn't very intuitive. It seems like the links aren't working. Anyone have an idea?

Unpopular opinion, those who want war must be willing to fight it themselves and be willing to send their own families. It's not fair otherwise. It's too easy to send other people to death when your life isnt at risk. I'm sick of these warmonger people callously making decisions that are life and death with no skin in the game.