friend just implied that i have sex and i have never been more disgusted, yuck

Take my advice, cuz we are bad news.

If you think bad movies exist, you are being safe edgy, and you are engaging in cancel culture. You are a fake movie fan if you say you like some movies, but not all movies.

sonic would suck in the lotr universe because there's only one ring

hey girl are you a lesbian because I'm autistic and i want you to beat the shit out of me

there should be more cuntboy traps tbh

>he fell for the white woman meme

Pork chops, or as Bri'ish people call them, steak

when the world wants you to be 1984 you should be 1776 instead

The dinosaur suicune looked so cool, definitely the best of all the paradox forms, but then for raikou - which is already based on a prehistoric animal - they decide to just elongate its neck like a fucking giraffe. They didn't even try making it look like a brontosaurus. Like why not lean in on the sabertooth inspirations and make it look more primal or something like that

On a hunt for the elusive elussy (elf pussy)

They say heroin is the dark souls of addictions

I cast greater homosexuality beam followed by greater destruction ray combo'd into power word die. I refuse to end my turn.

god had a reproduction fetish, that's why most living things reproduce

i think my brain broke because it keeps trying to tell me the there in my snake post is a typo and should be they're but there is correct

yo what's up bitches welcome to my channel

imagine an ouroboros but there are two snakes and instead of eating each other they're both eating you and you die

I'm not saying I enjoy seeing anyone suffer, all I'm saying is that evil people deserve to suffer. Basically every moral system ever created agrees on this point.

did i break the dumb gpt bot with the buck breaking cyoa? it never replied to me.

Start with 1000 points to spend. Buck Breaking May switch to male for free. Origin: Buck: You're a black slave in the 18th or early 19th century. Evil Whitey: You may own a plantation, trade valuable commodities or just profit off slavery somehow. Also in the 18th or early 19th century. Buck Breaker: When the bucks get uppity, you get called in to put them back in line. Once again in the 18th or early 19th century. Filmmaker: You are an investigative journalist in the modern age with few qualifications and a shady grasp of truth. Location: Pick anywhere in the southern United States or the Caribbean. Buck: Hard Worker 100: You're skilled at quickly and efficiently picking cotton, harvesting sugar, or some other low skill agricultural labor. From The Right Angle... 200: You look enough like a woman that a regular heterosexual man can sodomize you without questioning his sexuality. Evading Trouble 400: You can thieve, lie, steal and slack off well enough that your master probably won't catch you. Not Gonna Break Me 600: No matter how many times the breakers sodomize you into submission you won't give up. Expect many visits. Evil Whitey: Basic Business 100: You know how to competently keep a plantation running. Underworld Breaking Contacts 200: Should you need someone to break your bucks, you can find people who'll do it for the right price. Breaking by Proxy 400: Maybe you're not gay. Maybe you don't like man ass. Well for double the humiliation, you can now force two of your rebellious bucks to sodomize each other in public, doubling up the humiliation and effectiveness compared to one. Also the slaves will be called gay for it. My Crimes Vanished 600: Having your slaves publicly sodomized for disobedience would be bad PR. Oddly enough, these kinds of crimes seem to be forgotten by history. As if they never happened. Buck Breaker: Not Gay If It's Breaking 100: As long as you're the top partner and the bottom is someone who needs to be taught a lesson, society won't actually consider you a homo. This includes protection against sodomy and bestiality (look it up) laws. Actually Decent Artist 200: You're pretty good at drawing scenes of you dominating black people. Making an Example 400: Doing something horrible to someone will motivate everyone who watches it to obey and work better. The more horrible a thing you do, the more motivated they will be. Broken on the First Try 600: By violently whipping and sodomizing someone in front of their family and loved ones, you can convert them back into a docile slave who won't cause you any more trouble. Filmmaker: Basic Entertainment Skills 100: You know how to pull together a technically competent film. Ideological Flip-Flopping 200: Maybe you started out on the wrong foot. Maybe you started out grifting black incels for money before you realized grifting black nationalists was more profitable. Fortunately, nobody will question your abrupt changes in personal ideology. Just Plain Lying 400: Did slave owners publicly sodomize their slaves or hire them out to professional buck breakers? Probably not, and almost certainly not outside certain parts of the Caribbean, but the truth won't stop you. Your lies somehow manage to find purchase in the gullible public. Ancestral Grudge (Milking) 600: As long as there are some gullible rubes out to hear a story about how their ancestors were oppressed by another group, you can pass off dubiously historical tales as historical fact and make a killing off of the butthurt peasantry. Items: Buck: Slave Gear 100: Manacles and chains for you. Surprisingly comfortable once you get used to them. Cotton Gin 200: A radical new tool that revitalized the cotton industry in the American South and made slavery profitable for a long time longer. The Hut 400: Your master has given you a little communal hut you can rest your head in at night and tune out the screams of the breakings going on. 30 Acres and a Mule 600: Your own land. You aren't supposed to have this. Evil Whitey: Manacles and Chains 100: Enough manacles and chains to enslave every black person you meet. The Mansion 200: A nice mansion in a neoclassical style, befitting a wealthy landowner. The Ship 400: Either a slave ship capable of holding hundreds of bucks, or a regular merchant ship outfitted to carry the cash crops to better markets. Alternatively, a fleet of paddleboats for navigating the rivers of the American South. The Plantation 600: A respectable operation, some hundred slaves live here growing tobacco, cotton, sugar, or some other cash crop known to the people of the 18th and 19th century. Some bucks may be a little unruly. Buck Breaker: Lube 100: You might need this. The Whip 200: A leather whip. Use as part of the breaking. Comes with a tree and rope. Gun 400: In case the slaves get any funny ideas, you have a pair of black powder pistols. Sex Farm 600: You have a nice house well equipped for your activities. Some might call it full of BDSM gear. You would call it full of training gear. Slaveowners in this and future settings will send you their bucks to be broken and join in themselves. Filmmaker: A Computer with a Twitter Account 100: Exactly what it says. The modern celebrity needs to keep in touch with the public and spew inane garbage online. Video Camera 200: How else are you going to record an interview? A Fool and His Money 400: One million dollars. Probably can finance a decent movie. A Whole Film Crew 600: A well budgeted film studio which can make a decent quality film in enough time. Don't expect a Hollywood budget. Companions: Create a companion, import one, or pick someone up for 50 CP apiece. They get 400 CP to spend and an origin. Drawbacks: You Sicken Me +0: The obligatory genderswap drawback. White women violating black women. Freak. Alternatively, you can inject your mpreg fetish into this world. Now Everyone Knows You're Gay +100: Whether you got broken, break bucks, send bucks to breaking, or make films about bucks getting broken, everyone believes you're doing this for latent homosexual reasons. It's Hard Butt Honest Work +200: The bucks are unruly. For your ten years here, you'll deal with a lot of troublesome black people who need a breaking. If a buck, this means the whities are much more eager to break bucks for even the slightest offense. If a filmmaker, you'll have to deal with a great deal of public skepticism and some people who want to act out the scenes you make. 10 Years A Slave +300: First of all, you're black no matter what origin you picked. Second, you're stuck in a cycle of getting whipped and sodomized by white people for ten years.