Gil Scott-Heron:
The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will be no re-run, brothers. The revolution will be live.
Satoshi Nakamoto:
And it will be orange.
And *this* is why I'm spending so much time on the proper Order of Operations on the Testing WordPress WooCommerce site - before applying optimizations to the Live site:
What's the Problem?
WooCommerce’s High-Performance Order Storage (HPOS) relies on foreign keys, which only work with InnoDB table format, *not* MyISAM. This causes several critical issues if MyISAM tables remain in use:
❌ MyISAM does not support foreign key constraints.
⚠️ WooCommerce assumes InnoDB for HPOS tables like wp_wc_order_stats and wp_wc_orders.
🔗 Relational operations (joins, cascades, constraints) will behave unpredictably or silently fail under MyISAM.
🧩 WooCommerce background processes (order stats rebuilds, HPOS migration syncs) may:
- Time out,
- Misreport success,
- Or silently fail.
🛠️ Bottom line: Convert all relevant tables to InnoDB *before* enabling or syncing HPOS.
WordPress WooCommerce Testing site
Optimizing & troubleshooting is like cruising along at highway speed for 2 hours - and covering 130 miles. Then stop-and-go zig-zagging through a construction zone for the next 2 hours - covering 10 miles.
First Dad joke since Dad died five and a half weeks ago.
*Lance, me, and step-Mom are discussing wall colors*
Lance: The color is a bit more mustard than I expected.
Me: Dad would have enjoyed a mustard for sure.
Kitty: Haha, on his sandwich! 🥪
Death is like an evaporated lake.
An empty shape of a basin once filled with ecosystems and water lapping against the shore.
Barren beaches where once footprints pressed into the wet sand.
An empty mold once filled with wind-swept-waters and ferry-crossings.
Now an echo of a once-beating heart, the last of the water has lifted to the skies.
Rest in peace, Dad 💛 March 27, 2025