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vake 2 years ago
In heaven, they serve Publix chicken tenders subs for lunch everyday.
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vake 2 years ago
Everybody wants to be a bitcoiner, but nobody wants to stack them heavy ass sats.
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vake 2 years ago
Imagine being arrested by Officer Ronnie Coleman.
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vake 2 years ago
A podcast that’s just a litany of inside jokes and references, so much so that it’s indecipherable to the outside world.
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vake 2 years ago
The average human spends 52 hours per year unsubscribing from marketing emails they never even signed up for.
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vake 2 years ago
“Follow your passion” is bad advice to give to kids. You only get to do that after you’re already filthy rich.
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vake 2 years ago
As an unemployed man in his 30s, when people ask me what I do for a living, I just say I’m a consultant. That usually shuts them up.
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vake 2 years ago
Every cookie is a sugar cookie.
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vake 2 years ago
Between nostr’s ungated, censorship-resistant nature and integrated LN payments, it’s bound to turn into an adult content platform.
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vake 2 years ago
College football games should always be on Saturdays. I will die on this hill.
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vake 2 years ago
I was visiting another bitcoiner a few weeks ago, and we spontaneously went to a bar in his hometown. Everyone at that bar knew him. Half the bartenders are girls he’d slept with. It was wild.