when you get a moment, @jack, you should check out the middle school play they're running here. newsies. trying to cast my daughter as catherine opposite jack.... cute huh? rose and jack. cate and jack played by rose and a nazi kid who threatened jews during the holidays play in the spring. adorable, right? but sure. meredith joy is your girl. rose passed on the play. they're all not sure what to do now. in case they ask what to do next.

i am not a head hunter. i am a lifeguard. of you, because you have ties to me i did not make. i am not helping. i am defending you when everyone else left you for dead. i am still mad at you. but i have adored you deeply because i learned who you are. i happen to believe in you as a serious human. get your head straight, dorsey. @jack

if you are really someone who is assitive you do not head hunt others. i will show myself out.

yeah i'll believe it when i see it -

everyone say "thank you poppy". @jack now. for once in your life: listen to me. hotel. train. france. wait. you're married to a jewish woman if you really need it.

i would be willing to bet she set jack up for the "adventure" on purpose. i am not even kidding. she speaks italian and he does not. @jack

this is why i cannot take a day off. this IS my day off. lmfao.

this is your most recent issue - as i said. "the rose of sharon" is my mother's landscaper. literally. nothing to do with me. you might wanna fix that. i have to admit: i was slightly miffed you did not invite me to the wedding. lmfao. @jack

the internet is forever. and it does not like you much at the moment. @jack but i know what you did. so. later. we will fix it.