If you're having coins problem I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a shitcoin ain't one.🎶

Make your most compelling argument to no-coiner: why Bitcoin? Winner gets some sats ⚡️⚡️ I'll go first 👇 "Bitcoin's an asset without an issuer It's a new asset class that's decentralised, censorship resistant, immutable & auditable You don't have to trust anyone, just trust math➕➗ And b.c of its absolute scarcity & guaranteed monetary policy, it will become a safe heaven asset."

Deploying more Zaps! Steady lads ⚡🔫

pv 🌄 Banks are failing Monetary system is in chaos Yellen is lost of words Bitcoin keeps printing a block each ~10mins.

Ok, another stupid idea which I'm sure other regarded nostriches might enjoy ⚡Zap War Thursdays 🔫⚡ Every Thursday, around 3pm UTC, someone will send a 🔫⚡note. Nostriches battle it out in the comment section. Worst note wins, obviously.