Justin
Justin@nostr.com
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Amateur boogie boarder & future distopian Warlord from a timeline where heelys are still cool 🏴☠️😎🏝️💣
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I don't believe in feries.
# you do not have autism.
You just ripped gas station salvia out of a mountain dew bottle when you where 15.
And now you are like this.
Somebody I follow is blocking this note.
You should read this note.
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Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn.
That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up.
Follow me for more #monkeywarfare
#bussinessgoals
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Next time you're wife threatens divorce.
Take a Saturday afternoon and replace ALL your outlets with gcfi's.
Then let the milkman deal with that BS.
Follow me for more monkey warfare.
If your neighbors walk their dog by your house and let their dog poop in your yard then all you have to do is pour some bacon grease on said turds and that same dog will pick them up for you.
Follow me for more monkey warfare.
I just found out Arby's has steak nuggets.
I think I just creamed myself.
What time is it?
#Asknostr
An artist rendition of my penis breaking through the condom.
I don't even like Bitcoin. It's just the math I am betting on.
Some of you bought an air fryer even though you already have an oven with a convection bake setting.
I blame the schools.
You pronounce the "g" in longevity twice.
GM
When they say: "looking for strange"
I don't think this is what they had in mind. 
I think bro should lay off the sauce.
I think bro should lay off the sauce.
10% of Google search results are search results.
That's why when you're testing SEO and Rank first page on duck duck Go but you end up buried on page 10 of Google.
It's all ads, Business profiles, and ads within the business profiles.
#bussinessgoals
They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour.
Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream.
#businessgoals
Fresh foam.
#gunstr 