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Justin
Justin@nostr.com
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Amateur boogie boarder & future distopian Warlord from a timeline where heelys are still cool 🏴‍☠️😎🏝️💣

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They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour. Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream. #businessgoals
2025-10-14 02:05:17 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
As you go through your day, just remember to relax, have fun, hug your kids, steal a helicopter and go for God mode. -if this something is a simulation then you might as well run it like gta5. Gm
2025-10-06 11:32:23 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Imagine yourself it as a squeaky toy in the toy story universe: Sentient. Slowly decaying over 100 years of years in a landfill. Total darkness. #poeticasfuck
2025-10-05 12:22:17 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Actual photo your girl took of me: image
2025-10-04 20:45:52 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Global feed is pumping. I wouldn't sleep on nostr.
2025-10-02 02:12:45 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Alot of you knocking umbrel about their license... Let me see you get that many people running snowflake...
2025-10-02 02:05:11 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Just tell my kids but they're getting out of the bath @ Bitcoin block: 917298
2025-10-01 23:27:02 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9u2mk7fe Bug(ish) behavior on feeds. The lag from loading notes creates a "auto-scrolling" effect on global. (To a smaller degree on follows.) Optional buffering maybe?
2025-10-01 18:07:11 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Somebody figured out how to sell a 10oz bottle of the most abundant thing on Earth for $15.99 #businessgoals image
2025-10-01 13:29:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
It is so much more trendy to say: "I only eat organic". Then to say: "The food I eat is grown in poop instead of petroleum by-products". Why? #asknostr
2025-09-28 14:35:45 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I don't believe in fairies.
2025-09-28 11:28:31 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I never really cared to switch to bitcoin knots but, now that it's a naughty thing..... 🤔
2025-09-27 13:55:50 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kytc79p4zh Wen wifi?
2025-09-18 21:34:14 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2gpr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet59u26shsp Couldn't find the note but I remember you were talking about this a while ago. Looks like someone did it. https://treasures.to/
2025-09-18 13:13:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
It's timely normalized day drinking. Night time is for sleeping.
2025-09-14 18:09:40 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →