They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour.
Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream.
#businessgoals
Justin
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Fresh foam.
#gunstr 
As you go through your day, just remember to relax, have fun, hug your kids, steal a helicopter and go for God mode.
-if this something is a simulation then you might as well run it like gta5.
Gm
Imagine yourself it as a squeaky toy in the toy story universe:
Sentient.
Slowly decaying over 100 years of years in a landfill.
Total darkness.
#poeticasfuck
Actual photo your girl took of me:
Gm
Not syfi anymore.
Global feed is pumping.
I wouldn't sleep on nostr.
Alot of you knocking umbrel about their license...
Let me see you get that many people running snowflake...
Gm
Just tell my kids but they're getting out of the bath @ Bitcoin block: 917298
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Bug(ish) behavior on feeds.
The lag from loading notes creates a "auto-scrolling" effect on global. (To a smaller degree on follows.)
Optional buffering maybe?
Somebody figured out how to sell a 10oz bottle of the most abundant thing on Earth for $15.99
#businessgoals 
It is so much more trendy to say:
"I only eat organic".
Then to say:
"The food I eat is grown in poop instead of petroleum by-products".
Why?
#asknostr
I don't believe in fairies.
I never really cared to switch to bitcoin knots but, now that it's a naughty thing..... 🤔
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Wen wifi?
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Couldn't find the note but I remember you were talking about this a while ago. Looks like someone did it.
https://treasures.to/
Gm
It's timely normalized day drinking.
Night time is for sleeping.