If nobody told you that they loved you today, it's because they don't, you're a bad person, do better.

Your a butthole. _~ fortune cookie_

The revolution will be encrypted.

Me; an intellectual, Reporting road closures on Google maps along my route to work. . . Follow me for more life hacks.

#memestr

#memestr

To the randoms in my dm's: "I'm not into dudes or scams. Thanks." I'm happily married and have a iq over 4 so your pretty face and TA isn't going to convince me to buy your not-bitcoin-thingy-mo-bob(shitcoin). #danknotes

@Vitor Pamplona #amythyst

@routstr So now instead of mining monero people can actually build useful things with there cpu's and be compensated?

Some of you still don't use dark mode. I think it's a mental illness.

What's sats my zappa?

Sunset over oldsmar. #clouds #sunset

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#memestr

I don't believe any of you are real. You are just bots running locally on my device.

#bitcoin doesn't matter. This is all simulation anyways.

# Guillotines were cool but, hear me out: https://s3.amazonaws.com/rackcdn.kikvid.com/videos/07216bb7c6aaa7d5fe20050c4f4e453e/index.m3u8 Credit: Joecartoon.Com

What is the most profitable business you ran as a teenager? Mine was just cleaning gutters and cutting grass. However, I made 3x that at the time working as a bus-boy for really busy restaurant on the beach. (I remember one St Patty's Day I made 3K in tips @ 15 y/o!) What was your best paying job as a teenager? And what was your favorite? (My favorite was life-guarding & and I would recommend it to any 16 y/o) there was physical fitness requirements, aptitude test, and everyone should know CPR. I think taking on a job of that responsibility builds character. Not to mention in 2007 a 16 year old making $16 an hour was doing pretty fucking good. #asknostr

This is the ideal gift for any man age 4 - 99. It is a despicable me fart gun. It shoots scented fog rings, lights up and makes fart noises. Two available sents; fart & banana. This is Bitcoin well spent. I regret nothing.

Life's like a bag of oranges. It makes as much sense as this note. Pic of whisky wings' new game room for attention. (I told my wife I'm taking her here on our next date) #grownostr #thenostr #nostr #danknotes