I always figured the lizzard people would be going to mars... Once they plunder and pillage us, I guess they are just going back underground.

UNILAD

Former White House official claims US built secret 'city' underground after $21,000,000,000,000 funds 'go missing'

Forrmer Bush White House official Catherine Fitts had made some bombshell allegations about so-called bunkers that are dotted around America

I'm going to start putting all my #shitnotes with a geo-hash. I'm not hiding and I want to know where my neighbors stand....

GM

#memestr

NGL I'm still on LinkedIn. It's the one social media I can't escape right now. It's really the only way I can stay up to date with what's going on in my industry day to day. For instance, Nobody on the nostr has announced that the American welding society has put out a new addition of AWS D1.1 for structural steel. So I am hereby announcing it here on the noster. https://www.aws.org/magazines-and-media/welding-digest/wd-april-2025-d11/

Quote first. Memes incoming. GM.

Yeah, this definitely sounds like an isolated incident.... https://imagedelivery.net/aeJ6ID7yrMczwy3WKNnwxg/942771dd-a21e-4b72-023b-eac14e266a00/w=800,h=450 https://www.infowars.com/posts/illegal-aliens-arrested-in-florida-for-kidnapping-underage-girls-from-north-carolina/

I downloaded ALL of the AI apps onto my umbrel home. And..... It broke🤣

Just topped up my zapper. Now to find some dank notes.

Unpopular opinion: Untill you're a whole coiner. aquawallet & minibits is probably all you need. Don't confuse newcomers with complicated tools and features.

PSA: Be safe. Don't nostr & Drive.

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Alice sends Bob Bitcoin. Now Bob follows Alice. Bob doesn't notice yet but he already lost his keys. And is banking his whole retirement plan based on coin he can't access.

You lost me a doge. That was the first time you got scammed. When you bought doge.

Marilyn Manson looks like Nicolas Cage disguised as Marilyn Manson.

I just found out my estranged mother-in-law was part of a conspiracy to get DCF to take my children away. (The State of Florida has a weird loophole that gives grandparents a path to visitation rights and such situations) I wish that was the craziest part of this fictional soap opera that I'm living in right now.

# Warren Buffett has a simple fix: "I could end the deficit in 5 minutes," he told CNBC. "You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election. The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple. The people demanded it. That was in 1971 before computers, email, cell phones, etc. Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, 7 took a year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure. Fair is fair. How does this sound? 1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office. 2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose. 3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do. 4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%. 5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people. 6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people. 7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 12/31/2025. The American people did not make this contract with Congress. Congress made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their terms, then go home and back to work.