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Justin
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Amateur boogie boarder & future distopian Warlord from a timeline where heelys are still cool 🏴‍☠️😎🏝️💣

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I don't believe in feries.
2025-11-04 16:34:38 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
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2025-11-02 19:07:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
# you do not have autism. You just ripped gas station salvia out of a mountain dew bottle when you where 15. And now you are like this.
2025-10-25 13:40:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Somebody I follow is blocking this note. You should read this note. nostr:nevent1qqsx2wsxhcu3pr5nwh8yqja2a6wwfe3g3fsw08hc2a7588kzn5wcjkgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygqdenlvqrjgfhn4m4u0p5afx32h5s9w05wask4gmljssm9j4epesqpsgqqqqqqssf24pg
2025-10-23 02:58:19 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Advertise a free ice cream social on your favorite politicians front lawn. That's it. Don't do anything else. Just watch the news as a bunch of families with disappointed children show up. Follow me for more #monkeywarfare
2025-10-21 01:29:41 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
#bussinessgoals nostr:nevent1qqspcjjdrh5y9p2lykdsd48fq0uns45kh6zhnvmqhxkrjenj5rv3rwspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyz2hm5mg0qt6hdf7q934ld8urspfctx5jgpweqh5zmkzgpspkdcasqcyqqqqqqgfxdq6s
2025-10-21 00:39:58 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Next time you're wife threatens divorce. Take a Saturday afternoon and replace ALL your outlets with gcfi's. Then let the milkman deal with that BS. Follow me for more monkey warfare.
2025-10-20 16:47:40 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
If your neighbors walk their dog by your house and let their dog poop in your yard then all you have to do is pour some bacon grease on said turds and that same dog will pick them up for you. Follow me for more monkey warfare.
2025-10-20 12:53:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I just found out Arby's has steak nuggets. I think I just creamed myself.
2025-10-17 18:06:15 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
What time is it? #Asknostr
2025-10-16 17:38:56 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
An artist rendition of my penis breaking through the condom. image
2025-10-16 13:53:14 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I don't even like Bitcoin. It's just the math I am betting on.
2025-10-16 00:37:43 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Some of you bought an air fryer even though you already have an oven with a convection bake setting. I blame the schools.
2025-10-15 21:49:08 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
You pronounce the "g" in longevity twice. GM
2025-10-15 14:12:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
When they say: "looking for strange" I don't think this is what they had in mind. image I think bro should lay off the sauce.
2025-10-14 22:06:53 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
10% of Google search results are search results. That's why when you're testing SEO and Rank first page on duck duck Go but you end up buried on page 10 of Google. It's all ads, Business profiles, and ads within the business profiles. #bussinessgoals
2025-10-14 14:26:57 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
They used to discard yogurt when it turns sour. Some genius figured out how to sell sour cream. #businessgoals
2025-10-14 02:05:17 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →