This week in Things Jet Saw Coming A Mile Ago: The plot of Barbie is feminist cancer, autistic Gosling fanboys outraged a man who literally makes a living off pretending betrayed them
I like to start my morning by drinking beer and singing the Shadow the Hedgehog theme while I wash my foreskin in the shower and think about all the racial slurs I will post online
"Space is not real bro, NASA is lying to you, it's all just a Rothschild plot to distract us from God's righteous path, trust me bro."
"The final frontier belongs to the white man."