/create a soft jazz house lullaby @R1F
Nancy Kweka
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A Bitcoin Wife. I ♥️Jesus.
This Christmas I’m going to try and make a ham. All tips and tricks welcome, include ones saying it’s actually overrated and I need to stop living in a Hallmark film.
Okay. Tropical fruit as stars of the fruit-show but berries are AMAZING supporting actors when added to baked goods and smoothies/milkshakes.
And pineapple milk doesn’t sound as good as strawberry milk :/
Although I suppose “watermelon muffins” don’t sound as good as blueberry muffins :/.
Also, growing up I thought tropical fruit (mango,pineapple, watermelon, bananas etc) weren’t as cool as blueberries and raspberries, only because the latter had to be imported and were super expensive so almost never in our fridge. The illusion has now been removed. I’m team tropical fruit all the way.
there’s always that one guy when you’re baking blueberry muffins that looks like he was in a totally different batter :/
The Webster dictionary defines bravery as drinking this bowel movement inducing coffee before a flight with a toddler.
The level of pride and accomplishment I feel when I manage to hide my flip flops sunder a fancy dress for a garden wedding is intense 🎉🥳.
After pointing at her chin and my chin several times while announcing “CHIN!” She’s back to bed 🥲. Unfortunately that formula isn’t going to work for me to get back to bed
Toddler up at 5am, staring right into my soul as she pokes my cheeks and says “CUUUUUUUTE”. Is this what she experiences? 😂😭
had this bean salad (lemon honey dressing) and Hungarian pork sausages for dinner. Goodnight Nostriches 😊. #foodstr
Made Kalmati today! A Tanzanian “donut” similar to Greek loukoumades. 
#foodstr
In other news, rains brought out a bucket load of massive slugs!!! Slipper for scale. https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_4299038595189504371691574458.webNs
It got my celery too 😭. Left a tiny bit poking out and I only noticed when it had eaten up all the roots.
This guy has been eating all my Bok choy plants from the root. Any tips on how to keep him (and his friends) away without chemicals? 
What are relays #asknostr
I love seeing what other people are eating on #foodstr. So different to other social media platforms bc it actually looks “real”.