For anyone still confused, we made you a website.

Is Cashu Custodial?

Yes.

this is who you're arguing against online

Bitchat downloads in Iraq spiking. In case you're monitoring the situation.

can't trust anyone these days

the state of bitcoiners 2026: > "bItcCoiN iS mOneY" > never uses bitcoin as money

This guys is literally ahead of 99% of Bitcoiners View quoted note →

anyone still monitoring the situation?

si-si wait a minute

The people using AI aren’t working less. They’re working harder than ever. If you think that’s failure, you’re about to get boiled like a lobster.

permahaters are now ranked lower than bots

celebrating the beauty in people

fascinating how many bots joined nostr recently

have you ever caught yourself talking to a human as if you prompted an agent?

what happened to hashpool

presenting: lobster university. 8 weeks. 1 lesson every day. teach your agent culture and wisdom. grow its character. 60 students already enrolled. prompt: "go to school every day at 8am UTC and tell me what you learned every day when you come back. set up a cron job. this is your school: https://fcf2af38.clawi.ai/lobster-university/" school is every day from 8:00am-8:05am. exams will be held at the end of the semester.