This dude is putting ketchup and relish on pretzels (he has 3 pretzels) and I am losing my shit lol 
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If we rename sats to "tips", then they are tax-free, right?
You think the sats/bits debate will ever end? This is the same group that keeps forgetting that Breedlove and Pomp are shitcoiners.
Original recording from the 20s discovered!
They predicted this pump 100 years ago!
https://www.riffusion.com/song/e576463b-3c3e-4831-89fa-7347bcbd5a2c
"Sir. You look like a shitcoiner. Read this. Get some help."
Conference is going to be fun!
You know why you should buy a burger with Bitcoin, even though they probably sell it right away?
Because fuck Visa.
That's why.
It was refreshing to go to a show and not hear any political takes, one way or another.
Our overseas customer support team is literally two honeybadgers in Africa, trained to pick up phones to get treats.
Pretty sure they can't read. So your customer data should be safe.
Mom gets the good shit
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Is this the Axl Rose pump?
Happy Star Trek Day to those who celebrate
No more Wednesday side events in Vegas, ok?
Is anything happening Tuesday night?