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New encryption making affiliate links significantly shorter! Just enter a lightning address, promote your link and sats stream to your wallet when someone uses it to buy pins.

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Trying to make npubs into affiliate links and sending payments to the lightning address on a Nostr profile automatically next. Adding websocket support into a WordPress plugin is challenging.

I needed a way to pay out revenue shares for collaboration pins with artists better than going through all the past orders, calculating sats per item, then manually processing payments. So today I made Pulse Commissions I set a % and a lightning address, attach that to an item in my store. If someone buys it, sats are streamed to the artist automatically. Also good for fundraisers!

GitHub

GitHub - pardus79/Pulse-Commissions: Bitcoin Lightning Network Commission Plugin for WooCommerce

Bitcoin Lightning Network Commission Plugin for WooCommerce - pardus79/Pulse-Commissions

I think I just got automatic commission payouts over lightning working on individual store items 👍 This is useful for collaboration pins where a cut of sales go to an artist or a non-profit when it's a fundraiser.

BtcPins affiliate links are live! No sign-up. No KYC. Nothing more than your lightning address. Create affiliate links at btcpins.com/affiliate-signup Use one that shows your lightning address or the long one that encrypts it for privacy. Sats stream to you when an order ships! I can also manually create custom affiliate links, tied to a lightning address. Good for podcasts or meetups to earn sats. If you want to support @OpenSats you can use btcpins.com/?aff=opensats . Sales will support devs and open source projects. What powers this? I used AI to write another plugin. Pulse It works on Woocommerce and integrates with @BTCPay Server Check out Pulse

GitHub

GitHub - pardus79/Pulse: Woocommerce Plugin - Automated Lightning Affiliate Payments

Woocommerce Plugin - Automated Lightning Affiliate Payments - pardus79/Pulse

I was making good progress on a new Woocommerce / @BTCPay Server plugin when Lunanode went down tonight. So it's an affiliate app. People can earn sats shilling my store. That's not the cool part though. 1. No need to create an account on my site. All you do is take your lightning address and encrypt that with a public key I provide, add it to my store URL. I'll have a page that makes that easy, but you can verify it or do it yourself 👍 The URLs it makes are pretty long, but that's a later problem. 2. When someone buys something after following your link, the plugin decrypts the referral URL, calculates the payout, then sends some API calls to my @BTCPay Server to create a Pull Payment then a Payout Request for that. Then Btcpayserver sends the payment to the lightning address. 3. The plugin confirms that was all done and adds some notes to the order so it doesn't get paid twice. I'm making this mainly because I hate marketing and want others to do it for me. Also I don't want to have to deal with tracking orders and paying people manually. Set it and forget it.