I orange pilled someone at a beer garden this weekend while I was wearing lederhosen. I’ve never felt so alive. It’s going to be a fun week. #beerfest

80,000 BTC dumped but we just keep cummin #buythedip #cheapsats

Oldie but a goodie

Damn… lost another one to greed #proton #emailsucksanyway

Don’t kid yourself, people. 1% of population can manage to pull this off without screwing it up. Memorize a passphrase instead. #passphrase #yournotthatsmart #imalsodumb

Back in the 2017 bull run, I had a coworker who was convinced Ripple was going to be the global payment layer by 2020. Every day was #XRP evangelism: charts, partnerships, “bank adoption” hype, even a Ripple branded t-shirt he wore proudly in the office. His cubicle looked like a VC-backed altar to centralized disappointment. No matter how many times I explained it was a pre-mined, corporate driven, banker-friendly coin with the absolute worst evangelists behind it, he insisted it was “Bitcoin, but better.” I wish him nothing but the best.

I chose college over trade school because that’s what everyone said was “the smart move.” Four years, debt, and a piece of paper later… I realized I traded time, money, and freedom for a system designed to keep me plugged in. Meanwhile, Bitcoin was right there. I saw it in gaming chats, on forums—some dude tipping sats for skins or bragging about mining on his rig. I ignored it. Thought it was noise. But that was the opportunity. Cheaper than lunch. A parallel system being born in real time, and I missed it chasing credentials. They don’t teach you about opportunity cost in college. And they sure as hell don’t teach you about Bitcoin… at the moment.

“I came here to stack sats & orange pill family members… and I’m all out of family members” #theylive #wearesatoshi

Banks now flooding into the space with your best interests at heart. Remember, they want to rob you. #HODL #SelfCustody #nokyc

Those who can influence government keep winning, and everybody else just stays the same…. #planb #optout

Golfing multiple times a week could secure your family’s financial future for decades to come #stayhumble #itsallinthehips

Why I #DCA - A $100 monthly DCA into Bitcoin starting in 2020 would be worth over $8,000 today. That same $100 monthly into the S&P 500? Around $4,800. You’d have lost money to inflation if you DCA’ed into an HYSA during that time. Set it and forget it using #river or any other exchange that offers the auto DCA functionality.

Me while the IRS agent is placing me under arrest for not paying cap gains on all the zaps and goodies I buy from #plebs on #nostr

Investment Property 🏚️ ❌ Maintenance costs ❌ Tenant headaches ❌ Insurance premiums ❌ Subject to lawsuits ❌ Annual property taxes Bitcoin 🟠 ✅ No maintenance ✅ No tenants ✅ No property taxes or insurance ✅ Highly liquid ✅ No trusted 3rd parties Which one sounds more attractive❓

Almost got this one today.

Two paintings, two places that hold a special place in my heart. Moose River (left) and Big Bend National Park (right). It feels surreal to have these memories brought to life in my own home. Now to find the perfect spot for them… #art #didnotacceptbtc

#fiat

Diversify my ass! #stonks #trendstozero

Beauty of having a 3 + week old baby is waking up to change a diaper at 1:55AM and witnessing BTC ripping past Amazons Market Cap #fuckbezos #godcandle