Kids these days will scribble damn near anything on the bathroom walls.

A world divided into haberdashers and habernotdashers.

How perfect that we can bring back the term paste eaters for people who listen to the output of chatbots.

These bluesky blog posts spend more time talking about mastodon than bluesky.

Gonna refer to bluesky as jackstodon from now on.

Man, banning social media for kids under 16 is going to be fucking hell for the one kid who's a few months younger in their grade. Like being the last kid to learn to drive, and slowly watching all your friends go out without you, but literally never getting invited to the party because it's illegal to send you an invitation.

Has anybody ever made a website that used both <b> and <strong> (or <i> and <em>) on the same page for different purposes? (Other than the MDN page telling you that they're different elements.)

Big Browser has stolen the <bgsound> tag from us. Never forget, never forgive.

Okay, the new world order of shadowverse hashtags is here. No longer are we limited to ugly pound signs invading our beautiful prose. New slim and trim hashtags are only in the ActivityPub object, not the html content.