First time I had any feelings about an iPhone since iPhone 4. No interest in buying it. But orange does tickle my feelers I have to admit
Former President
twobuckcuck@nostrplebs.com
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President of the Orange Party
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Every generation thinks they invented the blow job and that Linux on the desktop is going to be a thing
Oh that's where that went
I'm hard to get to know, but impossible to forget
-Bitcoin
LMAO that download button bro
Tell me why the federal reserve flies to a remote, small town nearly all the way across the country to give a speech that should be a press release?
Are these the orange pills you guys keep talking about? I just took both. Let me know if there's other I should eat...
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Best coffee in the best mug. Thanks to nostr:nprofile1qqsxqnz6zax7rxcdn2m8tgzvd4w2sz85pad3y9rja69qzayxjzlgz3gpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9thwden5te0dp5hxapwdehhxarj9ekxzmnyttxn5a and my loser best friend that isn't on Nostr <turtlefarmpottery.com>.
All paid in sats
Ummm. Wut da fuq? This is awesome:
https://gitmcp.io/
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If a watch costs more than a half million sats it's a bracelet
The #lakesatoshi spam is unrelenting
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Stealing content until my fellow #lakesatoshi peeps start spamming Nostr with hype
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Can't believe there isn't an option to send Bitcoin. I really wanted to help
https://www.pay.gov/public/form/start/23779454?hl=en-US
Block clocks suck. I'm getting one of these and vibe coding my own dashboard
https://usetrmnl.com
2014: idiot
2015: idiot
2016: idiot
2017: you got lucky
2018: idiot
2019: idiot
2020: idiot
2021: you got lucky
2022: idiot
2023: idiot
2024: idiot
2025: you got lucky
2.5 billy for the office of a bunch of pointy heads that couldn't do a worse job. Replace them all with an algo and wait for the dollar to die it's slow death
STRATEGY BUYS ANOTHER 4,225 #BITCOIN FOR $472.5 MILLION 👮♂️🚔