#Marriage Guidance Counsellor — #Monty #Python (Official Sketch)

Girlfriend: "I hope you're not one of those guys who watch all 104 World Cup games." #WC26 ⚽ My face:

I need to know what that statue did in its past life to deserve this. #Boobstr

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She tricked Him into doing his Work Fast and Correct at the Same Time! #SiliconValley #PiedPipper

If you work with federal immigration authorities and uphold the law, you should be rewarded for it. Our Incentivizing Cooperation in Immigration Enforcement Act makes sure you are. This bill rewards states and localities partnering with federal immigration authorities by putting them first in line for federal public safety funding. Communities deserve to be safe. It starts with strong coordination at every level of law enforcement. This is how we protect our people.

🚨 WARNING: THE NEXT 48 HOURS WILL CRASH GLOBAL MARKETS!! In 48 hours, SpaceX goes public at $1.77 TRILLION - the biggest IPO ever I've been trading for over a decade, and I have never seen them rewrite the rulebook like this Nasdaq, MSCI, and the biggest brokers in America all bent their own rules for ONE private company That doesn't happen by accident Let me show you exactly what they did: First, Fidelity dropped its minimum account size from $500,000 to $2,000 A 99.6% cut Think about that: The most exclusive door on Wall Street, thrown wide open to millions of small investors - days before the biggest debut in history. Ask yourself one question Why do they suddenly want YOU in? Because somebody needs people to sell to. SpaceX reserved 30% of the deal for retail THREE TIMES the normal share And even then, most people didn't get a full allocation. So to grab more at Thursday's open, they're dumping everything else TODAY to raise cash. That's half of the selling you're seeing. The other half? The smart money front-running July. Here's the trick: SpaceX doesn't join the Nasdaq 100 on day one. It joins 15 days later, because Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to 15 days Just for this. The moment it joins, every QQQ fund on Earth is FORCED to buy. $22–27 billion in automatic buying. Translation: imagine 50 buses all forced to pull into the same gas station on the same morning. The funds know the stampede is coming. So they're selling now to free up cash for it. Retail selling. Institutions selling. At the exact same time. THAT is your selloff. Now here's the part nobody will say out loud: When the most connected money on the planet builds a $1.7T exit door and hands the keys to the smallest investors in the market… That's NOT generosity That's distribution at the top. We've seen this movie twice: - 2000 Dotcom - 2021 SPAC mania Insiders cash out at insane valuations while the crowd chases the hype. The math ain't mathing. So you've got two choices in the next 48 hours: Chase the most expensive IPO in history at the open… Or read the prospectus and realize you might BE the exit.

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Podcaster Larry Reid calls for a "mass exodus" of black Americans to Africa in response to the Karmelo Anthony verdict. "I want you to begin to think about this America and the white people problem that we have... As a collective, let's drain this place of its benefits and make our mass exodus and go home and build." "Civil rights did not make white people that are infected with whiteness stop being racist. They still raised racist children that run this country to this day." "You come from a land that flows with milk and honey. They pulled you out of that land ancestrally and brought you to a place to where your royalty was not recognized. Used your black power, your black mysticism, your African spirituality, and your physiological superiority to build this country and give everybody reparations except you."

UAE AND IRAN SAID TO HAVE MET FACE-TO-FACE TO EASE TENSIONS

Yesterday was a historic day for the Basilica of the Sagrada Familia.

Veiem per primera vegada la torre de Jesucrist il·luminada! L'espectacle de llum iniciat des de la base fins a la il·luminació de la creu ha culminat amb una composició de llums guiats per drons, que han dibuixat la figura Gaudí i la frase «primer l'amor, després la tècnica». #God

Reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman. #Supercell over #Nebraska.

Maybe something like this? OpenAI is considering drastically lowering the prices it charges users as it seeks to win customers from its archrival Anthropic. "Most of my high level investor discussions focus on one major topic: when will the party end? Put another way, tech investors have made so much money in Semis so quickly that they are looking for potential warning signs that the music is about to stop." - JPM

TRUMP REPEATS IRAN CAN'T BUY OR DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPON

🤡😂🤡😂🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡 #Left #White #Liberal #Women #Democrats #Woke

Canada's Net International Investment Position (NIIP) is simply the difference between what Canada and Canadians own abroad (assets) minus what foreigners own in Canada (liabilities). A positive number, like the chart's rise from ~$300B in 2016 to over $1,300B today, means Canada is a net creditor to the world. Wealthy Canadians, who talk with their wallets, own more overseas than the world owns here.

US Initial Jobless Claims Jump To 4-Month-Highs

LAGARDE: SEEING BROADENING OF INFLATION THROUGH ECONOMY