The Hail Mary in #Latin never disappeared #God #Mary

When Saturday Night Live was so good that every party on Saturday night stopped when it came on. #BluesBrothers

One of the greatest scenes in #British satire ever 🤣😂👏

Her expectations for a husband are quite low:

Do you remember #WilliamShatner on SNL years ago 🤣😂🤣

Going paperless has never gone this wrong... She fixed him. FUNNY and HILARIOUS

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There will be no justice for Iryna Zarutska. DeCarlos Brown Jr. found“incapable to proceed” in Charlotte light rail brutal murder of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska. "I got that white girl." No trial, plea, or sentencing can move forward until capacity is restored. So now, the US taxpayer for pay for this scumbag to be "treated." #Evil

Wedding Photos. It keeps getting worse... OMG YHIS IS HILARIOUS

🚨 SecWar Pete Hegseth just STARED into the camera and laid it straight, no remorse "The previous Iranian Supreme Leader, dead. The Supreme National Security Council Secretary, dead. The Supreme Leader Office Advisor, dead. The Supreme Leader Military Office Chief, dead. The Defense Minister, no longer with us. The IRGC Commander, dead." "The Armed Forces General Staff Commander, dead. The Intelligence Minister, dead. The IRGC Navy Commander, no longer here. The IRGC Intel Chief, dead." "I skipped over a bunch and I could go on and on and on to include the new, so-called new Supreme Leader, wounded and disfigured." 🔥🔥🔥

Good morning! Here are the key updates at this hour: 1️⃣ The United States and Iran have reached a temporary ceasefire brokered by Pakistan. Trump’s promised “doomsday” in Iran did not happen. Oil prices have dropped by 17%. The ceasefire does not apply to Lebanon. 2️⃣ China pressured Iran to agree to a ceasefire with the United States — AP reports. 3️⃣ Over the next two weeks, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be possible with coordination from Iranian military forces, according to Iran’s Foreign Ministry. Iran and Oman will charge ships for passage through the strait.

Good Morning to everyone in the UTC+1 time zone (Central European Summer Time) from Spitsbergen to Cape Town! On this day, the following important events took place in recent centuries. 1/1 217 – Roman emperor Caracalla is assassinated and is succeeded by his Praetorian Guard prefect, Marcus Opellius Macrinus. 876 – The Battle of Dayr al-'Aqul saves Baghdad from the Saffarids. 1139 – Roger II of Sicily is excommunicated by Innocent II for supporting Anacletus II as pope for seven years, even though Roger had already publicly recognized Innocent's claim to the papacy. 1143 – Manuel I Komnenos succeeds his father John II Komnenos as Byzantine Emperor. 1232 – Mongol–Jin War: The Mongols begin their siege on Kaifeng, the capital of the Jin dynasty. 1250 – Seventh Crusade: Ayyubids of Egypt capture King Louis IX of France in the Battle of Fariskur. 1271 – In Syria, sultan Baibars conquers the Krak des Chevaliers 1605 – The city of Oulu, Finland, is founded by Charles IX of Sweden 1730 – Shearith Israel, the first synagogue in continental North America, is dedicated 1812 – Czar Alexander I, the Russian Emperor and the Grand Duke of Finland, officially announces the transfer of the status of the Finnish capital from Turku to Helsinki 1820 – The Venus de Milo is discovered on the Aegean island of Milos. 1832 – Black Hawk War: Around 300 United States 6th Infantry troops leave St. Louis, Missouri to fight the Sauk Native Americans 1866 – Austro-Prussian War: Italy and Prussia sign a secret alliance against the Austrian Empire 1886 – William Ewart Gladstone introduces the first Irish Home Rule Bill into the British House of Commons. 1895 – In Pollock v. Farmers' Loan & Trust Co. the Supreme Court of the United States declares unapportioned income tax to be unconstitutional. 1904 – The French Third Republic and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland sign the Entente cordiale 1940 – The Central Committee of the Mongolian People's Revolutionary Party elects Yumjaagiin Tsedenbal as General Secretary, marking the beginning of his 44-year-long tenure as de facto leader of Mongolia 1959 – A team of computer manufacturers, users, and university people led by Grace Hopper meets to discuss the creation of a new programming language that would be called COBOL. 1960 – The Netherlands and West Germany sign an agreement to negotiate the return of German land annexed by the Dutch in return for 280 million German marks as Wiedergutmachung. 1970 – Bahr El-Baqar primary school bombing: Israeli bombers strike an Egyptian school. Forty-six children are killed. 1974 – Hank Aaron passes Babe Ruth as the all-time leader in career home runs by hitting his 715th home run off of Al Downing at Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium. 1975 – Voyageurs National Park is established by the U.S. Congress. 1990 – The conservative New Democracy party of Constantine Mitsotakis is elected in the Greek parliamentary election. 1993 – The Space Shuttle Discovery is launched on mission STS-56. 2002 – The Space Shuttle Atlantis is launched on mission STS-110, carrying the S0 truss to the International Space Station. Astronaut Jerry L. Ross also becomes the first person to fly on seven spaceflights. 2005 – A solar eclipse occurs, visible over areas of the Pacific Ocean and Latin American countries such as Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia and Venezuela. 2010 – U.S. President Barack Obama and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev sign the New START Treaty. 2014 – Windows XP reaches its standard End Of Life and is no longer supported. 2020 – Bernie Sanders ends his presidential campaign, leaving Joe Biden as the Democratic Party's nominee. 2024 – Solar eclipse: A total solar eclipse takes place at the Moon's ascending node, visible across North America

The US & Israel are targeting the most radical regime forces to weaken them, while sparing the regular army, a group that predates the Islamic Republic & would serve as a beacon of national continuity in the event of regime collapse. It's almost like there was a plan all along!

"We are moving back to Tactically Bullish. This ceasefire should trigger a re-risking potentially similar to the post-Liberation Day pivot" -JPM Market Intel desk

This old style of #British #humour has been lost with time.

Who knows what this is?

Any politician that doesn’t push for deportations is your enemy. Fact.