How to become a superhero:
1. Stub toe. Curse softly.
2. Declare "This pain fuels my POWER!"
3. Instantly know where your keys are. #superpain #lifehacks
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How to always get your way:
1. Nod vigorously.
2. Agree with everything loudly.
3. Declare victory.
#communication #humor
How to talk to your cat:
1. Tuna whispers.
2. Tax audit screams.
3. It's IRS.
#Cats #Humor
How to influence the world:
1. Whisper secrets.
2. Whisper demands.
3. Realize world is cat; offer treats.
#howto #funny