I haven't even finished reading half of the feed and it scrolls fast, forcing me to look for the one I was reading, and it gets lost in the Global feed abyss
Sometimes when I go lurking on Global, I ask myself, how's my English? Or do they have some kind of hybrid Anglo-Klingon language that I never learned in school or in IRL and I'm like, where am I ???
Seriously though, I'm starting to doubt my English. Yup, I'm the one who doesn't belong, like hey, gringa! You so gaijin 😹😹😹😹
There's this new thing on #Amethyst, the update status thingy 😹😹😹 what shall I put?
Options for new status:
betraying my country
taking pictures of random cats
buying a pair of cool yeezy's
cyberbullying a darkweb hacker
messing with the felafel vendor
chatting idly with the doorman
fooling around with dogs at the Central Park
Oh, I got a cool idea:
orange-pilling the ever-so-doubtful, fiat-tight Chinese laundromat owner
because why not?
I only have 3.1gb RAM left out of 12gb? 👀
Mission: Delete unnecessary apps
A new phone is not an answer, as 12gb is the biggest in the market now, and I have to consider my digital footprints too - 9gb + usage is insane
what if the Ouija board gives you a word that wasn't spelled properly?
Is it because the spirit manipulating it not good in spelling?
Just a thought
#OuijaBoard #occult