Fake money, fake empire
We made this using Google Veo3. Bitcoiners are some of the most memetically powerful individuals I’ve ever met and our powers will be supercharged via AI if applied the right way.
Marty Bent
marty@primal.net
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Founder of TFTC.io, co-host of Rabbit Hole Recap, Managing Partner at Ten31
The thing I’m most proud of at TFTC in 2025 is that most of our employees and contractors are demanding to have at least a portion of their pay in bitcoin.
Did the Unites States' attack on Iran affect bitcoin hashrate?
If it did, it was likely marginal. The bigger driver is the Summer kicking into full gear in the US and miners shutting down to divert electricity supplies to residential consumers.


Did the United States
Let
Find your village by the sea.


Bitcoin is the best liquidity hedge on the market and the competition is not even close.


Bitcoin is the Best Liquidity Hedge in the World
World War III is breaking out and you
Decided to opt out of forever wars for forever vibes.


ZIRP derp is a signal that things are terribly broken.
Being able to hold rates higher for longer is a signal that people are being forced to make more calculated decisions and they're doing that successfully.


ZIRP Derp
Are you sure you really want ZIRP back?
The case for a permissionless, neutral monetary system for the digital age has never been clearer.
Avoid the stress of waking up to find that your bank has been hacked and the records of your account have been erased by using bitcoin as your money.


This Is Why We Bitcoin
Don
Don't look now, but the Trump administration's tariffs seem to be working.
External revenue is up.
Inflation, as measured by the CPI, is cooler than expected.
It's early, but this is extremely positive news.


Tariffs Seem to Be Working
Let
Avoid the doomed abyss.
Nothing ever happens, so make something happen.


Don
You can do it.
Things aren't as bad as the algo would lead you to believe. They're not great, but they're not that bad.
It's never been easier to take agency over your own life via tools like bitcoin and AI. They won't solve all of your problems immediately, but if you put in the work you'll be pleasantly surprised with the results.
We're living through a period of insane productivity gains that can be matched with the hardest money that has ever existed.
Internalize this, take action and combine the two.
If you do this, you will be fine.
We're going to win.
It's time for better tools so that you can price your life in sats.
Here's how and why we built Opportunity Cost.
The top and bottom of the bitcoin funnel need better, memetically powerful tools. That's what we're bringing to market.


Introducing: Opportunity Cost
Price your life in sats.
The only tried-and-true strategy within bitcoin over the long term is to stay humble, stack sats, and hodl like you are "the man in the coma" or the man who was thrown in a cage.


Approach Bitcoin Like the Man in the Coma
Keep it simple, stupid.
The man in the coma has an exponential advantage over those playing day-to-day 3D chess when it comes to bitcoin.
Too many people overthink many aspects of bitcoin and convince themselves into a frenetic state.
The man in the coma is calmer and will ultimately perform better.
Your goal should be to approach bitcoin like the man in the coma without becoming comatose.
Summertime and the livin’ is easy.


In another timeline Kamala and Greta are breaking up today. I like this one better.
Grassroots efforts driven by individual agency are the only way through this mess.
Sharpen your skills. Foster your community. Store your wealth in bitcoin.
We’re going to win.
If only there was a neutral distributed monetary protocol immune from the whims of powerful people. Seems like it would be a great thing to have during these volatile times.