I'm not very good at this stuff, but I'd love to take apart my Ledger Nano X and turn it into a USBKill device, then wear the thing around my neck Snoop-style and wait for someone to snatch it. 😂
Wonder how much work that'd take...
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As much as I wish this ordinals bullshit never came about, I’m almost thankful the mempool congestion brought Liquid, Ark, Enigma and other L2 solutions to the forefront.
Almost.
Airgapped SeedQR-compatible signing devices lookin' real good this morning...
Lightning is amazing when it works, fucking infuriating when it doesn’t
Phoenix can’t route a single sat to my Breez wallet, really?! 
Still no transaction broadcast from Muun almost an hour later.
I did this for kicks coz I only had a few thousand sats in there. Be careful if you have a lot more than that! 
Emptied my hot wallets into LN for marginally reasonable fees. Praise the Omnissiah! 
- Wake up in the morning
- Check mempool.space
- Feel relieved that I lump-summed a month ago and hit my cold storage target
- But also feel meh that those same sats are still in Whirlpool postmix and who the hell would wanna pay CoinJoin fees now?
When Nano stans start up again on Twitter 
Gm, stay humble and stop stacking shitcoins 
Is this Whirlpool bot even accurate? Who the hell is paying to CoinJoin in this fee market?
Being a Lightning user right now is awesome.
Being a pleb running a Lightning node, though? I can’t imagine the anxiety of getting force-closed on in this mempool.
The best market-timing decision I ever made was to top off my long-term stacking goal a few weeks ago, just before this ordinal mempool shitstorm hit.
Hodl-and-chill mode engaged.
Thought I’d do one last stack on Cash App before the free 100+k sat withdrawal option disappears for good.
Ain’t no way they’re gonna swallow these fees for much longer. 😕
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Happy to be in a position where I can finally say, “Yeah I think I have enough Bitcoin.”
Tiny monthly DCAs from now on, just to keep the accounts from going dormant. Collect dry powder till I can buy 0.5-1 BTC during future cyclical crashes. Maybe via no-KYC only.
Feels more peaceful to be ramping down from “smash-buy all day everyday”.
Is NIP-05 verification worth it for a shitposter with no reach? 😅
You wouldn’t pirate “an exclusive Ordinals collection” 💩 
I know we’re supposed to stack sats till we die, but… I’ve hit my milestone for stacking retirement and inheritance-planned BTC.
Slowing my DCA significantly from here on
out (except for dry powder deployment during future bear markets), and focusing on spend-and-replace in hot wallets and Lightning. ⚡️
I hit my inheritable-BTC target for cold storage at long last.
Slower buyer for spend-and-replace from here on out. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Another hour till my Cash App BTC daily withdrawal limit should clear. Wish I’d known that existed and split my purchases up better heh.